Purple Penis Pimple Popper

One who pops pimples with a purple penis

Michael Hobaica is a purple penis pimple popper

by Loyalty To A Fault May 16, 2018

Ung Spiller Popper Piller

Axel "ungspillerpopperpiller" Foley is the best rapper in the world, and he ofc has the best bars in the game atm...

"ung spiller han går ind tænder for en pind , går al' de andre blind' "

-ung spiller popper piller

by ungspillerpopperpiller August 15, 2018

alabama knuckle popper

When one inserts his/her fingers, one by one, into his/her cousins rectum. Snapping each finger backwards until all are broken.

Wife: Give me an Alabama knuckle popper.
Husband: WTF!!!
Wife: Put your fingers in my ass, and break them.
Husband: NO!
Wife: DO IT PUSSY!

by Hugh_Janus53 September 4, 2018

popping peas pepper

when ur aunt got the peas

My aunt sally got popping peas pepper

by Cheese Winner boi bootei September 13, 2018

Mexican Chili Pepper

Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.

“I had to get asshole replacement surgery after I received the dreaded Mexican Chili Pepper.”

by Bobby Autismic December 21, 2018

Mexican Chili Pepper

Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.

“She had to get asshole replacement surgery after receiving the dreaded Mexican Chili Pepper.”

by Bobby Autismic December 21, 2018

The Cork Popper Of Earl

When eye piece tensions run too high and sexual tendencies become abundant. Corks rain down from the metaforical and the caps spring into action. When the bells ring and sing Mason lullabies the woman cant resist a serton type of man.

"When Aubrey is trolling the cocks are always raining, The Cork Popper Of Earl is working."

by RotaryWorx March 29, 2019