Couch Potato 

A lazy person.

1: I'm such a lazy person.

2: Yeah, you are a bit of a couch potato.

Couch Potato by sydney's best friend April 29, 2020

Ass Potato 

Feces developed by a creature of any form. (Shit)

I gotta take a major ass potato

Ass Potato by patricia morarez October 13, 2020

disfunctional potato

Someone who is as disfunctional as a potato

Stop being disfunctional potato and get your act together

disfunctional potato by Weevobeevo February 25, 2021

Dauphinoise Potato 

When you stick a potato up your butt so when he eats your ass, he gets a special dinner.

Him: Babe, I'm hungry. What's for dinner?

Her: I'm busy preparing you a "Dauphinoise Potato"

Dauphinoise Potato by CyborgMonkey69 March 1, 2021

Mash potato 

Mash potato is a unit of measure for a single nut. The ratio between mash potato and tigers is 13:1

I’ve tightened that bolt to 8 mash potato. That’s roughly 0.615 tigers.

Mash potato by B shift oxford June 20, 2021

Bottlecap Potato 

The epitome of cringe

"That guy was hiding in the corner with a judge, what a bottlecap potato"

Bottlecap Potato by Bottlecap Potato June 20, 2021

Hot Potato 

A guy or girl who is passed around by an entire friend group for either dating or just casual hookups.

Girl 1: I’m thinking about hooking up with Jackson.

Girl 2: He’s hooked up with me and Hannah and now he’s trying to hookup with you. He’s a hot potato.

Hot Potato by Potter Fan 515 June 21, 2021