Probably the inspiration for the poem:
Here I sit broken hearted
Came to shit and only farted.
I went to the bathroom to shit, but it was just a poop tease.
Here I sit broken hearted
Came to shit and only farted.
I went to the bathroom to shit, but it was just a poop tease.
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Get the pondo poops mug.A particularly euphemistic, uptight term for a fart, often used when discussing passing of gas around children.
After my three year old said she ripped a big one, I politely informed her that the proper term for such an action as "poop air"
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Get the poop sneakers mug.When feeling a nasty fart coming on, move into a group of people in order to share it's sweet fragrance. Then, briskly walk away leaving said group to argue amongst themselves as to who committed the deed.
Poop and Swoop a.k.a. The Fart Bandit
Stacey: "Oh my God! Do you smell that?! Rob! What the hell?!"
Rob: "It wasn't me! That had to have been Jesse."
Jesse: "No way, dude."
Monica: "I think someone just poop and swooped us."
Stacey: "Oh my God! Do you smell that?! Rob! What the hell?!"
Rob: "It wasn't me! That had to have been Jesse."
Jesse: "No way, dude."
Monica: "I think someone just poop and swooped us."
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