Poop Tease

When you go into the bathroom to take a poop, but only gas is emitted.

Probably the inspiration for the poem:
Here I sit broken hearted
Came to shit and only farted.

I went to the bathroom to shit, but it was just a poop tease.

by poodlewhacker July 19, 2009

poop cramps

When your period cramps are so bad that they result in the sensation of having to poop.

The only way for Pheobe to relieve her poop cramps was to sit on the toilet for an hour.

by bobracha1000 December 1, 2015

pondo poops

The cramping diarrhea one gets after eating at a buffet-style restaurant, such as Ponderosa.

The food at that graduation party gave me the pondo poops I'll never forget!

by Camille Rat March 21, 2007

poop air

A particularly euphemistic, uptight term for a fart, often used when discussing passing of gas around children.

After my three year old said she ripped a big one, I politely informed her that the proper term for such an action as "poop air"

by CheeseCutterVT January 26, 2012

poop lit

Reading material written in easily digestible chucks making it ideally suited for a bathroom visit.

Steve grabbed some poop lit on his way to the john.

by Deanimal and Oca August 14, 2008

poop sneakers

Sneakers with loops on the backs used to pull on while pushing out a hard poop

Where arey poop sneakers? I gotta take a poop

by Pnkldy November 7, 2013

Poop and Swoop

When feeling a nasty fart coming on, move into a group of people in order to share it's sweet fragrance. Then, briskly walk away leaving said group to argue amongst themselves as to who committed the deed.

Poop and Swoop a.k.a. The Fart Bandit

Stacey: "Oh my God! Do you smell that?! Rob! What the hell?!"

Rob: "It wasn't me! That had to have been Jesse."

Jesse: "No way, dude."

Monica: "I think someone just poop and swooped us."

by Carbomb September 28, 2011