Bridge Poop

When you take a large, long crap that touches both sides of the toilet bowl, and fails to break in half when the toilet is flushed, leaving the turd high and dry, bridging both ends of the toilet.

Hold up a sec I gotta take a crap. OMG Someone took a bridge poop in here that won’t flush. I’m going somewhere else.

by Whippersnapper6969 October 18, 2018

Poop dildo

No condom
Freezer only
Final destination

When your parents won't let you buy veggies go for the trusty poop dildo

by August ki June 15, 2018

Dad Poop

The act of going to the bathroom and spending a HUGE quantity of time trying to take a friggin poop.

"Yo, wheres Jake?"

"Hes been in the bathroom for almost 45 minutes."

"He must be taking a Dad Poop."

by didegerdoo2112 November 8, 2019

princess poop

When you take a big shit but when you wipe your ass its completely clean.

“Yo my patient had a massive code brown, but when I wiped them they were completely clean.”

“Nice they had a princess poop!”

by Markski619 December 31, 2017

poop train

A train conducted by psychopaths.

"I'm the Conductor of the poop train!"

by I Sharted May 1, 2018

poop surfing

when you're on the cusp of shitting yourself but deliberately refrain from going to the bathroom to make the eventual bowel movement all the more satisfying

"I poop surfed for 2 hours yesterday and had the best shit of my life"

"have you ever tried poop surfing? Best shit of your life".

by elderlyworm March 27, 2017

Poop Goblin

A poop goblin is a goblin who comes up from the toilet drain while you’re pooping and proceeds to force your poop back into your anal canal. Poop goblins are known for having very strong arms and a hatred for poop.

Elijah: Omg my asshole hurts so bad!
Rozlyn: Why Elijah?
Elijah: Last night my poop goblin tore my anus forcing my fecal matter back into my anal cavity!!

by yeetodahaww October 31, 2019