pink smelly hammer

The main part of the male reproductive system *penis* doused in an exotic condament then used as a slapping device in a practical joke.

To give the pink smelly hammer is to turkey slap a fellow person after dipping your penis in fish oil.

by El, Skinn and co January 2, 2006

Pink gin corban

A little SKINNY prick that thinks he’s sick and leeches on everything and everyone, looks like a raw chicken from Tesco’s and you can nearly see through

He’s such a pink gin corban batty boy

by Veryha December 26, 2022

Pink Sock Slurpee

When a sexual partner prolapses one's anus and begins to suck on the leftover pink sock.

Babe after you're finished up in the front why don't you move to the back and give me a pink sock slurpee.

by Pink Sock lover January 23, 2021

Pink Mason Jar

A Mason Jar that an Onlyfans Girl has farted in... Sold, Sealed and shipped Priority Mail. Its extra if you put sprinkles in it.

Man 1: Dude I hope Colleen Had some spicy Tacos for my Pink Mason Jar, extra beans.
Pedro: Me too Man.
20 minutes Later:

Man 1: Okay ill Only sniff half the jar...
(Man 1 sniffs the jar.)
Man 1:Wow there extra beans im sorry i sniffed the whole jar i couldnt help it, that was spicy.
Pedro: Its okay man ill eat the sprinkles

by PontunePoonFloater November 1, 2022

Pink Panther Shit

Having a shit while completely naked

(Origins From a meme)

“Man That Taco Bell had my stomach so bad, I had to resort to the dreaded... pink panther shit”

by KevIN$$ July 26, 2018

permanent pink slip

When you stop dealing with your side piece all together no further contact at all and there is no way you will ever get back together!

I used to deal with her but things got a little crazy so i had to give her a permanent pink slip!

by Zale1738 February 18, 2010

Pink Floyd pause

The 30-60 seconds of silence at the start of any Pink Floyd track.

I put on Strawberry Alarm Clock's "Incense and Peppermints" but it has a Pink Floyd pause so I thought my phone had frozen.

by big daddy flim January 29, 2023