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poop-net 

the hair in the ass crack
he/she has a thick poop-net,
i'm going to wax my poop-net
poop-net by skidmarq July 31, 2008
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poop dot 

when having anal sex with a girl. After pulling out of her, and with bits of poop (poo) on your dick, you then flick it over her face, leaving poop dots.
poop dot by Noggovosky March 4, 2009

Poop Chute Law Suit 

Another name for the movie Philadelphia

Used in old 'trailers' for the film.
Lois was mentioning that Peter knew all the trailers for every movie ever made.

Lois: "Philadelphia"
Peter: "Poop Chute Law Suit"
Joe: "I don't remember that one."

Poop Ninja

When one takes an accidental shit in their pants, and then blaming it on a fictional character, sometimes refered to as just "someone", or the "Poop Ninja"

Can be used as a verb, as well as a noun, sometimes even both.
Example 1: Someone took a shit in my pants, I don't know who, and I don't know why, but this is an issue that needs to be addressed immediately

Example 2:
Jimmy to Ricky: Dammit! Look out man, The Poop Ninja is on the loose. He got me.
Poop Ninja by Big_Mac October 27, 2010

poop status 

When something is not not poop. Or when something is bad, depressing, or disgusting.

Can be used as a response to a text message received while sitting on the toilet.

When someone has a poopy facebook status.
When someone's having a bad day.
The following is an actual conversation between two real people.

3lmo: sup
SeaTurtle: (as he sits on the toilet) poop status.
poop status by iluvpoopstatus August 26, 2011

poop boy 

name used to describe anyone who cried at the ending of the classic movie Ice Age
Adam: Dude, are you fucking crying...to fucking ICE AGE???!!!

Poop Boy: These are tears of joy

Adam: whatever Poop Boy
poop boy by Thick Boy March 7, 2009