John Brown

brown noser, ass kisser, a snitch, office rat, an opportunist, fake friend, user, preys on friends

Upper management has been trying to fire him from the start, but in order to save his position he ratted on his team lead who tried to save him. That is a John Brown Nose.

by Eaton Cummins May 19, 2016

John Wayne

The "John Wayne" maneuver occurs when you and a male friend are both engaging in vigorous sexual intercourse with a female (one for each of you) in the position commonly known as "doggy-style". One of you is the cowboy, the other is the Indian. Immediately before ejaculation, you both withdraw your penises and shoot your load at each other. The first one to be hit by a drop of semen is the loser, rendering the winner "John Wayne".

I John Wayne'd Tony, and now he has to wash his eye out with soap.

by KinkMaztaFlash September 6, 2004

john terry

will be the future england captain, continuous indiscretions always convientently forgotten when the issue is discussed, because he's from london, shouts like Michael Caine and plays for a london club.

john terry was not considered for England's World Cup squad in 2002 after the incident

by Jemal Ginsberg July 11, 2006

john macenroe

The act of stuffing a tennis ball in a wool tube sock up your ass and pulling it out quickly.

I gave your sister the john macenroe last night.

by Mackerel Flap Smacker August 3, 2007

John simon

A loser with a goatee and gay tattoo's who stocks shelves in a grocery store

John Simon is loser

by Fandango1999 November 27, 2014

papa john's

the place that has the best delivery pizza and has the best tasting thin and thick crust pizza's. unlike pizza hut and domino's the ingredients from papa john's are fresh made.

friend 1: hey man, order some pizza hut or domino's tonight.

Friend 2: hell no man! Those places use out of date ingredients and have bugs in your pizza.

friend 1: alright dude we'll go your way and order papa john's, I've never tried papa john's.

friend 2: hey man, come try some papa john's it's here.

friend 1: (taste's pizza) HOLY SHIT this thin crust pizza is good, and the thick crust is not shabby either.

by McTyre A August 20, 2010

John Davis

a common excuse to any of life's problems. John Davis is used to take the blame for any unclaimed actions. John Davis does not have to be present to be accounted for his actions.

Teacher: Who changed the background of the computer?

**Class pauses for awkward silence**
Unnamed student: John Davis.

by Wesley Preston January 6, 2010