Red Lipped Ninja

When going down on a girl and in the process she starts her period, unknown to you.

"Jane forced him to munch the rug last night and he ended up looking like a red lipped ninja."

"Bobby was going down on Sarah when she totally red lip ninja'd him. What a bitch."

by thatoneguyuno May 11, 2010

Christian the Awesome Ninja

Christian the Awesome Ninja is an almost indescribable fictional short story written by the infamous Drew Relkcerk. The story is about a guy named Christian who kills his parents accidentaly with his ninja powers before he even knows he has them. Then he learns more about his powers as he gets older and becomes Christian the Awesome Ninja. In the story he becomes so awesome you`d think he`s the good guy but, as the story progresses he becomes corrupt and starts killing people for no reason. Then, out of a giant bolt of lightning from the sky, comes Drew! Who owns Christian and changes Christian`s name to chis. And Drew changes his own name to Drew The Savior. In order to understand this crazy-ass logic you must read the story which is impossible for alot of people because the only 4 copies of the story are here in my desk drawer.

A few excerpts from Christian the Awesome Ninja below:

1.)" Narrator: There once was a Christian named ninja

Producer: CUT! Oh, C`mon man this is like the 50th time we`ve gone over this its 'There once was a ninja named Christian!! Seriously though, you gotta work on that!!

Narrator: Oh, Sorry

Producer: Alright everybody! From the top! ACTION!"
2.) "Drew the Savior: I couldn`t have done it without help from my best friends Chuck Norris and Jesus."

3.) "Christian the Awesome Ninja: ABRA KADABRA ALEKAZAM!!!"

by blu3hat July 5, 2010

Mystical Ninja Weed

A hardy new indica/sativa cultivar found primarily in the Greenbrier area of Arkansas. Hardy buds, with saffron-colored threads, are covered in a fine, crystalline powder. Users have reported bizarre philosophical or mystical trains of thought, delusions of grandeur and a strong desire to "hook me up with some of that shit, man."

Man, fuck y'all! Get yo' own weed! You can't have none of this Mystical Ninja Weed.

by Seven Thousand Porcupines November 6, 2007

rainbow ninja snail

a word used to describe extremely hyper teenagers, who tend to be on there own form of acid trips. These people are usually very random, and like to slide on the slippery floors.

"what the heck are those girls doing, theyre like tripping out and acting like alien termites"
"oh, theyre just a bunch of rainbow ninja snails"

by jamie becky angela March 12, 2008

Super Ninja Secret

Super Ninja Secret (Adj.) a. To describe a secret that is ultimately THE SECRET that no one knows about or ever will. b. A secret that you can't even tell your bestest friend, or anyone for the fear it would get out. c. A secret that you can't tell no matter what. d. the secret your mother warned you about. e. when someone says they would have to kill you if they told you...yeah, that's a super ninja secret!

"OOOHHH yeah.....that secret....it's a Super ninja secret... I can't tell you!"

The best way to have sex, is still a super ninja secret.

What happened to JFK, is a super ninja secret.

Jimmy Hoffa remains a super ninja secret.

by KitKatt73 March 14, 2010

Ninjas🗡️👑

The Ninjas 🗡️👑 are Nengi Rebecca Hampson's loyal, supportive, protective and crazy ass fan base. They will drag any bitch for hating on Nengi If you don't believe me ask the fans of BBNaija Ex Housemates.

The Ninjas🗡️👑 are so protective over their sis, everytime you mention Nengi be prepared to get dragged

by Hop3syebaaa April 11, 2021

kung fu ninja

a kung fu ninja is a superawesome ninja who does also kung fu and who is initiated by the kung fu ninjas. the kung fu ninjas exist since the beginning of 2013.
the kung fu ninjas greet each other by boxing and punching each others arms. There are now 4 kung fu ninjas. the kung fu ninjas are all girls.

"that girl is so awesome, she must be a kung fu ninja!"

by SuperWoman123 May 7, 2014