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Capuchin Monkey

The most commonly sold monkey to celebraties. Examples of this occuring include Chris Brown, Justin Bieber and Ross from friends.
'Capuchin Monkeys may urine wash to calm down aggressive friends.' - Mental Floss.com
by Tuba1221 October 23, 2022
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monkey self

When you or someone else acts ridiculous, usually by accident. "Monkey self" meaning yourself, and "monkey ass" meaning someone else.
"BRO my monkey self fell asleep yesterday when I was supposed to meet you guys at the park."

"His monkey ass really just failed to do a backflip during the dance battle, and then let out the loudest fart ever heard by humanity the very second he hit the ground."
by VomitOnMySkirt November 23, 2022
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gravel monkey

geologists are gravel monkeys, because it is not a real science.
real scientist: i can't believe people pay these gravel monkeys to play with dirt
gravel monkeys: oooohh aahahaaoooh aahah *plays with dirt and gravel*
by GeologyIsNotScience December 14, 2021
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Drug Monkey

Someone who has experimented with darn near every drug known to man. Like the monkeys they have used to test drugs on.
Look there goes Tony! How he's still alive I'll never know. That Drug Monkey has tried it all and has mixed thing that shouldn't have been mixed..
by anonymous December 24, 2021
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arctic monkeys

the best band in the world, you know. Without them, i would be nothing. Thanks for existing guys.
someone: "Why are you alive?"
me: Because in England there are the best people in the world, the arctic monkeys
by aleex. May 22, 2022
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Serial monkey

A term used in the 1800s (when people were racist) when there was a serial killer, people thought they were black. So they were worried to death, but all those serial monkeys were white.
Watch out! There's a serial monkey in town!
by Realssk May 30, 2022
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Estrogen Monkey

a derogatory term for transgender women taking illegal hormones.
Jiffany got a shipment of 6mg Estrogen, what an estrogen monkey
by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm123 April 1, 2022
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