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mike

Ugly, hideous black haired boy that usually has a little penis. loves talking to girls for 3 days then asking them out.
Girl: guys, i think he's a mike.
Other girl: just give him a chance, he has a lamborghini!
by german horse cock September 24, 2017
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Mike Mctimoney

Teacher of Physics, Rider of Bikes, Creator of Dank Memes @ QE.
"i cant stand mike mctimoney's dank meme game" jamie
by TheBaneOfQE October 20, 2025
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Mike Wasowski

A sex position where you bring both legs up on top of your head like a contortionist, giving easy access to a great position!
Wow! I tried the Mike Wasowski last night with Zoe and I've never finished faster!
by thebean. December 7, 2023
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Cheese Mike

How American's hear Australian's say one of their favourite slang phrases Cheers Mate.

Australian's are renowned for their constant use of occa slang, Cheers Mate being a regular way to thank someone, especially in a restaurant or shop, after being served, you would thank the server by saying Cheers Mate

The combination of accent and slang, is heard generally as Cheese Mike. Especially in a restaurant setting. In a wider group of people who have travelled, Cheese Mike is another way to say thankyou. Which will usually lead to a conversation about why?
Server in an italian restaurant will hand you your plate of pasta.

You: Cheers Mate
In servers head: Cheese Mike?

Server will give you Parmesan cheese
You: Cheers Mate
In serves head: Cheese Mike?
Server gives you more cheese.
Server: By the way, my name is Steve, not Mike
by Kb575 July 14, 2020
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Mike karger

I mike karger that bitch every night
by PG xxx September 15, 2022
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miked

Whenever a white guy scrapes together whatever materials on hand to rig a temporary fix to something.

The fix only will last a short time. The item will inevitably break again, and the original issue will now be worse.
The probability of an innocent bystander being injured is high. Beware of electrocution, small fires, sharp corners and rouge nails/screws.

See definition of nigger rigged.
Do not plug in that cord it’s been miked!
by Paskills December 27, 2020
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Mike Mike Mike

A large and fat man who causes earthquakes every time he walks. He is known to weigh over 4000000 trillion tons
1. Mike Mike Mike: I am *heavy breathing* exhausted *heavy breathing* and tired *heavy breathing* *heavy breathing*

2. Person 1: Did you hear about the earthquake?
Person 2: yea, Mike Mike Mike must’ve caused it
by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 5, 2025
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