pull the hippo out of the mud

a) when you have pay the bill for a large group of friends at a restaurant or other drinking establishment

b) trying to solve a seemingly impossible- to- solve situation

It's almost impossible to pull the hippo out of the mud definition a), on a shoe string budget

by Sexydimma July 27, 2016

mud blizzard

The action of man cumming in a girl's rectum, then her breaking wind in his face.

Baby girl tonight's erotic forecast is gonna be crappy. They're projecting its gonna be a mud blizzard.

by xHotSauce April 24, 2020

mud oppossum

A Midwestern slang term for a half black, half white, apple orchard dweller.

"You ever been out to the Apple Orchard? There's a bunch of mud oppossums out there pickin' apples."

by TarDonkey4475 August 15, 2024

Mud Monkey

Noun.
A synonym for chewing tobacco or dipping tobacco.

Hey you boys wanna pack a mud monkey?

by hairydolphin217 November 15, 2017

Mud Monster

When you're having so much fun yoou wouldn't even notice you're covered in shit.

"May we all be mud monsters"

by mmudmmonsterr September 17, 2021

Mud Spilunking

The act of anal sex that is excessively messy

Ted went mud Spilunking with Jen after taco Tuesday.

by AtGonePostalGk March 18, 2019

The mud pit

When you trying to do anal with a girl and around the butthole there is still feces.

"Nah man, she trying to pull me in the mud pit."

by The sex prophet September 30, 2016