Swear Mothers

Used when, to sound convincing of telling the truth, or wanting to be believed. Possibly Australian origin. Condensed from swear on my mothers grave

Such & such happened, swear mothers.

“It wasn’t me swear mothers”

by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

mother fucking lick screwdriver

when you like to watch kids shows too much

Cheryl watches too much Bluey. She's a mother fucking lick screwdriver.

by Penis Sucking Dick Gobbler June 23, 2024

How I met your Mother

A really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long sitcom about how some random kids listen to how their father met their mother. OR
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)

Kids ima tell u How I met your Mother
Kids: Okay fine i broke a window...

by SomRandumdude January 5, 2023

Mother-chicken

Stupid Indian nigger

U are a mother-chicken

by Travi Patty June 14, 2025

Mother

A common word used in jokes that will give trauma to those used upon

I was having sexual intercourse with your mother last night

by Thoroboyo November 2, 2021

Ur mother

ur mother asked me to ask u for her number

me: hey ur mother
her: ok

by hotperson9242 October 20, 2021

Mother

someone who moths

see that person mothing over there? that's a mother/

by v0n4n August 28, 2025