hockey mom 

A Northwest-dwelling conservative female who oversees a low-density clan, votes against abortion, for bridges to nowhere, and takes kids to the rink. On occasion is selected as vice-president nominee.

Dude, did you hear that hockey mom has a preggers daughter? I'm voting for her!

hockey mom by xProgSax October 18, 2008

Teen Mom

a whore

intelligent person: look at you ya whore, couldn't keep em crossed huh
teen mom: shut up the condom broke!
intellient person: ya ya thats what they all say

Teen Mom by C.J Johnson December 7, 2010

your mom 

the best comeback ever.

"dude get the fuck off my playstation i wanna play with it now!"
"your mom wants to play with it!"

your mom by alittlestreetgurl March 31, 2004

My mom 

A sweet kind loving person that supports me with all I need!

My mom is so nice!

My mom by Layla12345 March 23, 2019

your mom's pussy 

Where I was last night.

Haha, you just been OWN3D.

your mom's pussy by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003

Your Mom 

The last desperate resort to save what's left of your saggy public image, in an obviously lost verbal or written argument.

"Your a fat pig who likes to masterbate in his own sweat, i even caught you masterbating, you cant deny it anymore."
-"Yeah your mom."

Your Mom by Anonymous April 20, 2003

welfare mom 

Notable Moxie mixed drinks include the “Welfare Mom”, which consists of equal parts Diet Moxie and Allen's Coffee Flavored Brandy.

The future unwed mothers of Biddeford Maine habitually get wasted on "Welfare Moms."

welfare mom by coitus interruptus July 1, 2008