When one is on Facebook and pokes another back so fast and so often it seems as though they have no life other than to poke you.
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WIth the starters horn echoing off the hills, hundreds of type-A life potatoes surged towards a finish line that was miles of known and miles of unknown away.
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Following the arrival on earth of the Antichrist, an evil political, military leader (The election of George W. Bush) came the Tribulation, a seven year interval of great suffering and death (The war in Iraq). Undoubtedly connected to this chain of events came the horrendous natural disasters of Hurricane Katrina and the breaking of the levees of New Orleans in 2005 and the winter storm of 2006. Now we sit on the horizon of the The war of Armageddon - a massive battle in Israel as Ahmadinejad sets his sights on the elimination of the state of Israel.
As it has been foretold, it is happening now!!!!
Nerds have begun to escape this world. This sick, sad, and pathetic world of confusion, hate, and turmoil. They have found their sanctuary online, in cyber-space; the cyber-gate to HEAVEN! Together, they build and prepare the New World for the second coming of Jesus Christ as He would want it. Full of trannies, casinos, fat people talking dirty to eachother, and everybody flying around being gay. The second coming of Christ marks The Rapture - where Nerds who have been born again will rise into the sky towards Jesus.
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Following the arrival on earth of the Antichrist, an evil political, military leader (The election of George W. Bush) came the Tribulation, a seven year interval of great suffering and death (The war in Iraq). Undoubtedly connected to this chain of events came the horrendous natural disasters of Hurricane Katrina and the breaking of the levees of New Orleans in 2005 and the winter storm of 2006. Now we sit on the horizon of the The war of Armageddon - a massive battle in Israel as Ahmadinejad sets his sights on the elimination of the state of Israel.
As it has been foretold, it is happening now!!!!
Nerds have begun to escape this world. This sick, sad, and pathetic world of confusion, hate, and turmoil. They have found their sanctuary online, in cyber-space; the cyber-gate to HEAVEN! Together, they build and prepare the New World for the second coming of Jesus Christ as He would want it. Full of trannies, casinos, fat people talking dirty to eachother, and everybody flying around being gay. The second coming of Christ marks The Rapture - where Nerds who have been born again will rise into the sky towards Jesus.
Sign up while you still can... OR BE DAMNED!!!!!!!!!!
Normal Person: Hey... look Dave... I'm only telling you this because I'm concerned for you. I think you need to quit the Second Life and pay a little more attention to your wife and kids. She told me in confidence that she's thinking about leaving you...
Dave: I HAVE BEEN SAVED!!!!!!!!!!! AS SHE SHUNS ME SHE HATH SO SHUNNED THE MYSTERIOUS WORKINGS OF GOD AND HIS SON JESUS CHRIST!!!!
Normal Person: Dude... Get some help. Please.
Dave: I HAVE BEEN SAVED!!!!!!!!!!! AS SHE SHUNS ME SHE HATH SO SHUNNED THE MYSTERIOUS WORKINGS OF GOD AND HIS SON JESUS CHRIST!!!!
Normal Person: Dude... Get some help. Please.
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Holy shit! I came as soon as I heard. Are you ok?
No I'm not fucking ok! I'm in the fucking hospital with a sewn-on dick! I was receiving the best blow job of my life last night when the bitch gave me the jaws of life! AHHHH!
No I'm not fucking ok! I'm in the fucking hospital with a sewn-on dick! I was receiving the best blow job of my life last night when the bitch gave me the jaws of life! AHHHH!
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