Kevin

a cute boy with an edgar cut that has a big dick

omg is that kevin with a big dick

by bigedgar November 22, 2021

kevin

every kevin has a massive cock
kevin meaning god
nickname for someone with a big jon

“i hooked up with kevin last night & he was so hung, his dick was massive! “

by massive penis May 12, 2022

Kevin

Kevin is the most hated guy and is so god damn ugly. most Kevin's are Asian and he is blind. he cant see. he gets none of the girls because of how ugly he is. he is the type of guy to always get bullied and bashed.

i would not date kevin because he is the ugliest animal alive.

by evert hervey October 13, 2022

Kevin Simus

When you go home with a girl and you find out that she's got more than what you got

Bruce : Bro, I met this chick yesterday?
Thomas : Yeah?
Bruce : I went home with her and turned out she got a massive dick
Thomas : HAHAHAHA NO WAY, YOU DID A KEVIN SIMUS

by PineappleonPizzaGuy August 23, 2023

Kevin

He can't feel anything anymore.

'I can't feel a thing anymore' - Kevin

by Elmo_TheEmo March 24, 2024

Kevin

Something gay, used in a sentence or as a gay thing.

1: Bro I sucked off some random homeless person for 20 bucks.
2: That's something Kevin would do

1: $50 is $50, just saying
2: Stop being a Kevin

by Cuntacuss June 11, 2022

Kevin G.O

A really popular freshman (at this time) at school who could drop a pencil and suddenly there’s a religion based on it.

Hey do you know who Kevin G.O is? No? Uncultured swine

by Moonwolfstar February 18, 2018