Josh Curse

When you do incredibly shit at COD that you were better off not playing

I'm having one of those Josh Curse days

by Sponge1432 January 14, 2024

Josh Parsons

He’s super cool, super clever, and super good-looking, he is a one of a kind person and has girls hanging off him like he’s a God. Whoever rejects Josh has makes huge mistakes because he is awesome!

Girl 1: OMG! Who’s that super cute guy over there?

Girl 2: Oh that’s only the cutest guy in the world: he’s nice, super sporty, super handsome and super cool!

Girl 1: I need to speak to that Josh Parsons

by JEPJEP November 7, 2020

Josh

short for joshua. a bit of a player before you get to know him. hottest guy around and has all the girls falling for him. struggles to find his true friends and is often thought of as shallow and self-obsorbed. when a josh finds a girl he likes he becomes a bit shy around her and can't seem to get her like all the others. fun when you get to know him and has a good sense of humor.

"look at they guy, he must be a josh"

by horseywhisperer February 22, 2019

josh 500

He is the strongest man alive. He can tear the world in two and drinks the blood of his enemies. It is said that if he looks at you you die on the spot. He doesn't live he just conquers.

"Dude run away Josh 500 is coming."

by Joseph mother deitz nutz da 3 June 6, 2023

Josh Drewery

a stupid man who doesn't know how to run and is as fat as a rhino on steroids

josh drewery gay

by Gingerbiggy May 22, 2019

Josh

When he laughs he sounds like a fucking hyena on crack and his veins become 3d. He's as tall as fuck. Likes to smoke titties. Has a voice deeper than the ocean. Fast.

Josh stop laughing ur making me laugh more!
"Smoke titties."~Josh 2017

by JMartBoii September 25, 2019

Josh

Typically the baddest, best looking mother fuckers on the planet. To know a Josh is to know wisdom. To know a Josh is to know humour. To know a Josh is to know sexual prowess. Josh’s can be found all over the world and have a reputation for being charming, kind, witty, and hopelessly romantic. Josh’s are know for rescuing damsel’s in distress and volunteering their time at animal shelters and old folks homes. However, despite their appealing demeanour and calm attitude, Josh’s have the mental fortitude of a Navy Seal, the strength of a full grown silverback Gorilla, and the loyalty of a wolf. I’m other words, so not mess with a Josh.

Did you know the World’s Most Interesting Man’s first name is Josh?

by Polaris07 November 22, 2021