Spooky Sack

you recive oral or coitus in a funeral hearse

I was driving back with that body from Utah and she gave me a spooky sack on the way. We stopped and turned the hearse into a spooky Shack

by LepusCurpaeum January 5, 2024

Splooge Sack

A small purse sized bag, often made of canvas or cotton, used to collect cum for later use. Typically kept refrigerated in an effort to maintain the freshness and quality of the sack batter within the bag.

Josh: Bro my splooge sack ripped while I was stroking the salmon into it and now there’s cum all over my floor!
Mike: Oh that’s ransid bro, that’s why I always double bag my splooge sacks so that my koom remains safe and spill free.

by ThiccMole.ad773 September 19, 2021

Pant-sacked

When you get your ballsack ransacked by the cold... unbearably blunt... end of a woman's high heel.

Jee James what seemes to be your problem?
Nothing I---- G-goott pant-sacked by a sexy mexican chick over there...

by ☆★Midas★☆ March 16, 2022

Sack stamp

The heart shaped sweatprint made by a mans hot, sweaty testicles on a chair or other hard surface. It may or may not be accompanied by an ass stamp.

When that dude left the sauna, he left a sack stamp behind.

by jacknut January 30, 2012

Poop sacks

Where your poop is stored; in your butt cheeks. The more you sit, the mushier it gits.

I sat for 8 hours on that flight yesterday, so my poop sacks are really mushy. I guess I’m gonna have the squirts again.

by sci-isms January 8, 2024

Spay sack

The empty sack of skin hanging off of a female cat’s belly after she’s been spayed.

My cat has such a big spay sack.

by EmmyCat328 November 22, 2019

Sack Stick

A word to describe Shelby Stec. The word of which to describe someone who blows you off with no excuse and then shows up at your funeral in light of how awful she was to you when you were alive.

“Wow, I can’t believe Shelby showed up to his funeral after everything she’s done to him”

“Yeah, she’s a real sack stick”

by Bdawg 1993 July 14, 2021