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portuguese sack lunch

A sexual position performed by two people, one of which has to be a male. The man inserts his penis between his partner's nose and mouth (in the area where a mustache grows) and peforms a repetitive humping motion, while his partner makes duck lips.
Subject 1: Yo, last night this chick showed me a new sex position called the "portuguese sack lunch", I liked it a lot.
Subject 2: Man, you are one twisted small dicked motherfucker.
by Flama741 February 19, 2018
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By definition, an extremely popular and busy form of private enterprise.
Mohr: Hey Chris, do you want to grab some smoked meat at Schwartz's?

Walken: Let me tell you pal, you'll never get a table in there tonight. That place is busier than stink on a bum's nut sack!
by Skeletor's Havoc Staff August 1, 2013
mugGet the busier than stink on a bum's nut sackmug.

trap sack

A trap sack is basically a bag of some sort that holds everything you’re not supposed to have
I got caught up with the feds and had my girl hide my trap sack.
by Bunny_ReapR July 9, 2025
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One-Handed Sack Basket

A more modest method of streaking. Where the streaky holds the testicles and if possible the penis with one hand. If ones testicle and penis combo are too large it may require the two-handed sack basket.
Susie-"Did you see Joe's penis when he was streaking?"

Jamie-"No the bastard pulled the one-handed sack basket."

Susie-"I noticed he has small hands you know what that means!"
by englishhotpocketmaster January 19, 2012
mugGet the One-Handed Sack Basketmug.

Scottie Sack

A Scottie Sack is a Fast food bag that has a copious amounts of terrible food inside, a minimum of 4 items, typically from McDonald's, Taco Bell, Hardees/Carl's Jr. or Wendys. Intended for one person to consume over the course of many hours.
I picked up a Scottie Sack after work, You know Wendy's is lit with that 4 for 5$ Deal!
by khjgcfvyugdturdsjytgduy January 17, 2021
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grapple-sack

A long, pendulous scrotal sack that can wrap itself around objects and thereby move them. A kind of gonadal bolas.
Sometimes when I stand up after taking a shit, my grapple-sack snags the toilet seat and lifts it up.
by Leonardo Givenchy October 3, 2022
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