by Gorillaballsackman July 30, 2022

A sexual position performed by two people, one of which has to be a male. The man inserts his penis between his partner's nose and mouth (in the area where a mustache grows) and peforms a repetitive humping motion, while his partner makes duck lips.
Subject 1: Yo, last night this chick showed me a new sex position called the "portuguese sack lunch", I liked it a lot.
Subject 2: Man, you are one twisted small dicked motherfucker.
Subject 2: Man, you are one twisted small dicked motherfucker.
by Flama741 February 19, 2018

Mohr: Hey Chris, do you want to grab some smoked meat at Schwartz's?
Walken: Let me tell you pal, you'll never get a table in there tonight. That place is busier than stink on a bum's nut sack!
Walken: Let me tell you pal, you'll never get a table in there tonight. That place is busier than stink on a bum's nut sack!
by Skeletor's Havoc Staff August 1, 2013

by Bunny_ReapR July 9, 2025

A more modest method of streaking. Where the streaky holds the testicles and if possible the penis with one hand. If ones testicle and penis combo are too large it may require the two-handed sack basket.
Susie-"Did you see Joe's penis when he was streaking?"
Jamie-"No the bastard pulled the one-handed sack basket."
Susie-"I noticed he has small hands you know what that means!"
Jamie-"No the bastard pulled the one-handed sack basket."
Susie-"I noticed he has small hands you know what that means!"
by englishhotpocketmaster January 19, 2012

A Scottie Sack is a Fast food bag that has a copious amounts of terrible food inside, a minimum of 4 items, typically from McDonald's, Taco Bell, Hardees/Carl's Jr. or Wendys. Intended for one person to consume over the course of many hours.
by khjgcfvyugdturdsjytgduy January 17, 2021

A long, pendulous scrotal sack that can wrap itself around objects and thereby move them. A kind of gonadal bolas.
Sometimes when I stand up after taking a shit, my grapple-sack snags the toilet seat and lifts it up.
by Leonardo Givenchy October 3, 2022
