by NutInBae September 3, 2017
Get the Trojan Horsemug. by BADBADBADBAD9 February 12, 2023
Get the Horse donkey monkey Hitler fanmug. It's not what you think, but exactly what you expect.
Expecting an outcome but being surprised on how it comes to be.
Expecting an outcome but being surprised on how it comes to be.
Morty: Aww geez Rick, what are we gonna do?
Rick: I don't know Morty, I mean this entire situation is a horse fire.
Morty: A what?
Rick: It's a horse fire morty, I mean I expected these Mongoloid Raptors to try and kill us, but I didn't think they'd use sardonic malorganite to try and do it. This is bad Morty. Real bad.
Morty: I still don't understand where the horse comes in?
Rick: Priorities Morty! Space raptors are trying to kill us with one of the universe's deadliest weapons and you're still hung up on grandpa's vocabulary!
Morty: Yea but..
Rick: But nothing Morty!! It's a real phrase!! You can look it up on Urban Dictionary if we make it out of this horse fire of a situation!!
Rick: I don't know Morty, I mean this entire situation is a horse fire.
Morty: A what?
Rick: It's a horse fire morty, I mean I expected these Mongoloid Raptors to try and kill us, but I didn't think they'd use sardonic malorganite to try and do it. This is bad Morty. Real bad.
Morty: I still don't understand where the horse comes in?
Rick: Priorities Morty! Space raptors are trying to kill us with one of the universe's deadliest weapons and you're still hung up on grandpa's vocabulary!
Morty: Yea but..
Rick: But nothing Morty!! It's a real phrase!! You can look it up on Urban Dictionary if we make it out of this horse fire of a situation!!
by WolfgangSpartacus May 10, 2021
Get the horse firemug. A text that lulls someone with read receipts into a false sense of security with the iMessage preview thinking they can safely assume what the rest says, but the second half of the text is the real message.
My friend takes FOREVER to reply unless I send a Trojan horse text:
“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”
“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”
by MinnesotaMan612 September 13, 2022
Get the Trojan horse textmug. by Plunkinator May 31, 2018
Get the Tandem War Horsemug. A stage every women goes through where they absolutely love horses! Like "hey Joe isn't your daughter going through a Horse stage! ya she fucking loves horses. "
by TrainingWheelsChuck January 19, 2015
Get the horse stagemug. Crazy Horse Malt Liquor - Hornell Brewing Co. debuted Crazy Horse in 1992. Hornell was owned by John Ferolito and Don Vultaggio...Congress banned it for being offensive to Native Americans. (It changed the name to Crazy Stallion in 2004.)
On March 17, 1992, Hornell Brewing Company introduced The Original Crazy Horse Malt Liquor to the American market. Ferolito, Vultaggio & Sons, distributed the beverage across the country
On March 17, 1992, Hornell Brewing Company introduced The Original Crazy Horse Malt Liquor to the American market. Ferolito, Vultaggio & Sons, distributed the beverage across the country
Crazy Horse Malt Liquor might be named after the real life
Native American Lakota warrior of the same name .
Circa 1840 – September 5, 1877
Native American Lakota warrior of the same name .
Circa 1840 – September 5, 1877
by Blu_leef January 4, 2025
Get the Crazy Horse Malt Liquormug.