have somebody on

to persuade someone that something is true when it is not, usually as a joke

She thought whether he wanted to have somebody on or insane

by saelita April 12, 2017

When Is Melissa And I Are Going To Fucking Have Sexual Intercourse

When Is Melissa And I Are Going To Fucking Have Sexual Intercourse

When Is Melissa And I Are Going To Fucking Have Sexual Intercourse

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

Have a winnie

Australian slang for a fag; cigarette.

Oi cunt give us a fag. I wanna have a winnie. Winfield cigarettes.

by Crowsquak January 3, 2021

Have to

Well, no.

Hym "You don't HAVE to. You want to. And you only WANT TO because you think I won't get the upper hand (not that I don't) or that I don't have the upper hand OR the once you finally FEEL as though I have the upper hand you will be able to grovel and cry your way out of the situation. So you're not sorry. You already know how I feel about 'sorry' as a concept. I mean, you've gotten me to a point where I'm almost bored of threatening you. It bores me. It's actually getting kind of sad. I don't want to HAVE TO show you that what you HAVE TO do is what I want you to do. I just want to relax."

by Hym Iam February 5, 2025

I have to turn up my headphones at full volume

What you say when you listen to the most quietest song ever.

*most quietest song ever plays on an iPod"
Diaima Ajsmfhfnfbrgifrbg:I have to turn up my headphones at full volume because this song is so quiet

by thecharacterwannie July 11, 2022

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.

by The SQUIP April 5, 2022

short trips will lead to new friendships that will be hugely beneficial to you over the coming 12 months. The more you are on the move and interacting with people in your community the more fun you will have and the more profit you will make.

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short trips will lead to new friendships that will be hugely beneficial to you over the coming 12 months. The more you are on the move and interacting with people in your community the more fun you will have and the more profit you will make.

by FrenchVanillaSake February 27, 2025