Hats

Magic mushrooms; hallucinagenic mushrooms that are ingested for a jolly good time

The weed started to kick in on our way to pick up some hats.

by MrsSchyster January 10, 2020

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Go Wear A Hat

Means go to hell or fuck you

“Did you just call me ugly? Go wear a hat bitch”

by Coleshot January 24, 2020

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cardinal’s hat

The glans penis, particularly one of a deep red colour.

Bashing the bishop? More like chafing the cardinal’s hat

by Exkingzog January 26, 2020

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Hat fishing

When a guy’s hair fucked up so he wears an “LV” cap/hat to cover those patches and the receding hairline,

“He is always stunting but have you seen his hair”
“He is hat fishing all em girl”

by itisssswhatitisss April 11, 2020

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hat racker

The simple art of slamming someone’s head onto a hat rack making the holding part go through the back base of the skull.

Cunt: oie you little shit get ere and fight mi.
Jack: I’ll give you a frickin hat racker you plump weezal.

by Shlouchty cunt April 14, 2020

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When you meet a guy and he’s wearing a hat, making him extremely a lot more attractive than he actually is without a hat, probably hiding that he’s actually bald. This is usually the case when online dating

On Tinder, I set up a really hot and steamy date with this cowboy for Valentine’s Day 😉 only to leave as soon as I saw I was the victim of a Hat Trick! He was as bald as a baby’s bare ass!!!

by Skyyblueplaya February 16, 2020

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