A top hat is something that only an idiot wears. If they wear a top hat every day they are stupid, have a small dick. They have no friends and they are so annoying.
by ddkhfkhcidshjakds February 27, 2023
Get the Top Hatmug. When you get shit all over your dick, in the shape of a hat, after pounding your partner in the ass.
by Itsmegod November 14, 2012
Get the chocolate party hatmug. A kind of person who lives in suburbia, but acts like he lives in the America countryside. They like dirt bikes, cars & hunting. They also show a weirdly strong amount of homosexuality.
They’re named mullet-hats due to the fact that they’re usually seen with a mullet and red dirt hat combination.
They’re named mullet-hats due to the fact that they’re usually seen with a mullet and red dirt hat combination.
They thought their suburban neighborhood was not a weirdly shaped farm. But then, the mullet hats showed up.
by Roasted beans December 8, 2022
Get the Mullet hatmug. Omg, here comes that drunken idiot who likes to rant. Let's bail before that phail-hat comes over here.
by RandomLink February 1, 2010
Get the phail-hatmug. by hare dogg October 3, 2003
Get the gift hatmug. 
Engaging in oral sex while recipient is standing, and resting his/her FUPA (abdominal pannus) over the head of the performer.
by Mitch Rosier August 6, 2019
Get the Rice Paddy Hatmug.