flattenist

1. Someone that tries to flatten the curve.
2. Someone that believes the earth is flat.
3. Someone that flattens things.
4. Someone that lives in a flat.

They are trying to flatten the curve, they must be flattenists.

by Smith Of Word July 8, 2022

Flathead High School

Flathead High School is full of skanks, hicks, and popular kids with really shitty personality. Between Flathead and Glacier, Flathead definitely exceeds the ghetto standards. Flathead High School is that school that just loses every football game but still think they’re superior to every school because they dominate in wrestling.

Jake: You want to go to a Flathead High School football game?

Mike: A Flathead game? We all know they’re going to lose by 50 points, why bother?

by Issa.peachy July 26, 2022

Flatulence

Collective noun for a group of dads.

There was a whole flatulence of dads at the barbecue party.

by El Squibbonator August 30, 2022

flaternet

Short for "flat internet", an implementation of the internet within a Flat Earth model

Alice: "Are you telling me I can't trust the internet?"
Bob: "Point at the internet on a map. Then I’ll trust them."
Alice: *draws internet scribble on a flat earther map*
Bob: "Ah the flat internet"
Mallory: "flaternet"

by a1gaius September 28, 2022

Flatula

A (fake) injury/ illness that is used to get out of undesirable activities especially with your dumb and/or annoying friends.

I would love to go to the party, but my flatula is infected and the doctor said I should take it easy.

by llub? October 8, 2022

flatastic

characteristic of having no bottom

Grace has no ass, she’s flatastic

by gracefan124 October 31, 2022

Flatmosphere

A flat atmosphere

I went to Nigel's party last night. There was a real flatmosphere.

by OGH Savage November 17, 2022