Girls who eat carrots 

Carrots are delicious to chew on, although the human body has plenty of orfaces where a carrot may be inserted. Some of these openings creates immense pleasure for the owner when phallosshaped objects, like a carrot, is inserted.
This practice divides females, (and other phallos lovers), into two groups: those girls who EAT carrots and ..

At the bar.
Guy 1: You think any of those girls are wild and freaky in bed?
Guy 2: No freaking way, man! Those puritanes are way to prude. Those are the kind of girls who eat carrots, if you know what I mean.

Girls who eat carrots by Hellnose March 13, 2021

Cake and Eat it too

“I want my cake and eat it too/also”.

Cake is perishable, so if you have your cake, rejoice. Eat your cake, leaves nothing.

If, it isn’t gone already? Should someone else find it!

While the fantasy sounds good, it is fleeting.

But if you come close, remember; “Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!”.

Cake and Eat it too

When a person mistakenly wishes and uses this to get both or all of what they want. When used negatively to express the impossibility is better usage.

Cake and Eat it too by The Baker (Rolling in Dough) January 14, 2009

national eat all furries day 

april 11th, get ready to eat every furry you can

*sees a furry in public*

person: hey, do you know what day it is
furry : no?
person : its national eat all furries day
furry : oh hell no *runs*

national eat all furries day by yes this is very cool October 18, 2021

You can't have your cake and eat it too 

you cant enjoy what is yours. you can work or you can enjoy.

example:
you work really hard and finish a report, someone else takes credit.

or

you have a gorgeous girlfriend whom only others enjoy in bed.

you enjoy fishing and eating fish, you catch a fish, but your wife eats it.

she says "You can't have your cake and eat it too"

You can't have your cake and eat it too by geneva rain August 11, 2006

go eat a weiner 

1. To tell one one to screw off in a not so rude manner. 2. A rabdin suggestion when there is nothing to do.

1. Ron you been bugging me all day, go eat a weiner! 2. What is there to do? Ummmmmmmmm..........eat weiners.

go eat a weiner by colin passy April 30, 2003

National Eat Out Day 

On April 14th You eat any shordy out

Mandem: "Shordy lemme eat you out "
Shordy: "Nah styll"
Mandem: " Lowe me its National Eat Out Day"

National Eat Out Day by shordy12345 May 25, 2018

Dammy Eat Food 

THIS GUY LIKES FUCKING BITCHES

HE IS QUITE THE CATCH IF U KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT
HE THINKS ELLA IS A WRET

DAMMY EAT FOOD LIKES TO PLAY SOCCER

Dammy Eat Food by $£all about the "D" November 5, 2018