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Mf’s like that have the name Chris and have the starting letter of E are those dudes that are complete idiot, it’s like the idiot that you usually laugh at, but they got their heart in the right place, and they’ll be for you in a rough situation
Person 1: hey bro can you run any faster we gotta hurry
Chris E: Bro i can’t i’m sleep depressed

chris.evans.owns.my.azz 

My favorite mutual. So funny. Is in love with Mr. Christopher Evans. Always responds to my dms. We talk like everyday too so beat that.
chris.evans.owns.my.azz is my favorite mutual

chris burrell

Chris is the best ginger around. They prioritize catching up on the technoblade streams, and then trying the new strats with his friends. if you ever want to go incognito, get a chris to help you. always make sure Chris writes down his passwords, because he’ll say “at least you still have your account” in a low grumble even after your death.
Wow, I wish my boyfriend was Chris Burrell!”

“I know right! Gingers are so cool!”

Chris Trepidation 

Harry Style's illicit affair that he just can't seem to shake. Mentioned in the title track of his sophomore album, Fine Line, Trepidation is infamously clingy, yet closed off.
Louis: who the f*ck is Chris Trepidation

Harry: is chris a person? a place? an emotion? we'll never know
Chris Trepidation by crotchcracker September 24, 2021

Chris Robertson 

Come on scotter!! Normally found in his ICT suite this male is prayed on by all women for having such a good Scottish accent
Chris Robertson by Malathyi October 7, 2021

Chris Jr 

A child born form the balls of an Albanian shot putter who which at birth could pistol squat 995kg and bench 700kg whilst doing mathematic equations only Einstein could work out
I’m taking Chris Jr to Sushimania
Chris Jr by joshphelps24 November 3, 2021