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safety burger

A burger dedicated to absorbing excessive alcohol after a long night out
Oh man, I had so much fun at that client dinner, I hope my wife doesn’t find out how drunk I am. I need a safety burger!
safety burger by Robbie rosé February 23, 2024

quick burger 

You aaaron drunk at a house party and end up having a threesome
I was really drunk and had a Quick Burger.
quick burger by djleons March 1, 2024

Cow burger 

A) A burger but made with cow instead of beef (Noun)
B) When a trumpet player starts playing marches of the armed forces during science class
Oh god, he's pulling a cow burger!
Can I have a milkshake, fries, and a cow burger?
Cow burger by Quonkleboi March 18, 2024

please burger cheese 

it's a really nervous dude ordering a cheeseburger.
"Can I get a please burger cheese... FUCK!!"

Cheese Burger Man 

A name that the homeless man that is a alcoholic From SML(Super Mario Logan) said to Mario because he gave him a cheese burger man but how homeless man spells it is is cheez berger man
Homeless guy: Cheez Berger man
Mario: my names not cheese burger man it's Mario
Homeless guy: cheeez berger man