Pit Jew

A jewish person who is good with cars and maybe part of a pit crew. Hence the rhyme Pit Jew instead of Pit crew
Man 1: Hey Im so glad we have schmuel on our pit crew hes so good we'll call him pit jew
Man 2: Ya man thats pretty cool
by ~!#!U#B!P February 13, 2020
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Jew Mac

I don’t want any Jew Mac mom
by March 31, 2024
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platinum Jew

The peak of judaism some one who has reached the level of platinum Jew has awakened there Jew powers like mind control and jewellery making
by Silver Jew February 22, 2025
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Jew goal

An exceptionally shitty way someone gets a goal in hockey
by Steven rain October 10, 2021
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Jew Line

Jew line is the jewish version of the Jaw line of the aryans. An indicator to meassure the jewness
Cool bro: Yo look at that jew line, he needs that shower.
by The Jew anti-zionist December 13, 2024
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The Slippery Jew

One person decides to stick a bag of gold up their backside. Whilst this person is in the process of doing so, the other person oil's up their nose in preparation to go searching for their Jew Gold and take what's theirs.
Janet performed the Slippery Jew with Good ol" Simon.
by TheMotherPlucker October 09, 2021
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Playing jew

A game played with two or more friends and some random people.
Aim: to Call out a Jew
How:

1.throw a coin near a bystander without them actually seeing you "drop it"(use a heavy like a quater, the bystander needs to bramble to hear the coin hit the ground. try avoid coins like dimes or nickels)
2. Wait and see if they pick it up
3. If they pick it up yell at them calling them a Jew.
Me and John made a montage of us playing Jew with a bunch of randoms
by Dat_JewishKid October 19, 2015
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