Adam and Eve Roster

Adam and eve roster titled after the birth of something and ends with an apple they pick but in this reality they never should be picking and need to rewrite history to hide what they really did and somehow get a "fresh start" but the first line of their theme song is "we don't stop until you die" so hope they don't call you, thats just the tip!

Who is next on the Adam and Eve roster? Lets check the whiteboard in your kitchen, sterling nature center was easy to cover up but that porn we made titled "Adam and Eve" is do disturbing we need to make it funny....

Adam and Eve Roster by wottleofbine November 21, 2025

Pulling an Adam 

Jacking off in class

Pulling an Adam under the table

Pulling an Adam by Stupidstuffwithsteve May 28, 2018

free Adam 2020 

A term used to free Adam Jones from the sm6 band. He is one of the finest, juiciest, most handsome man to walk this earth. A sexy beast if I do have to say so myself, anyone who saves Adam will be almost god-like and will be blessed by our lord and savior SHREK.

free Adam 2020:

“Man Adam is rlly hot!”
Yeah that’s why we have free Adam 2020

free Adam 2020 by 69midgetbutts May 29, 2020

The Adam Effect

Inspired by the Adam Carolla Podcast, where Adam will complain and/or express wisdom on a subject. Usually around 1 year later that subject will be the topic of conversation among your friends. The same friends who just 1 year before, dismissed your conversation and said "Adam Carolla is an idiot."

Last night Jenna was complaining about a big smelly dog on her flight to Houston. Haha The Adam Effect.

The Adam Effect by Johnny Voltaire August 4, 2018

mayor adam west

a fuckin retard of a mayor on family guy but so funny that i shit myself when he talks. random as fuck

EX1:
(karaoke at the bar)

mayor adam west- i love amateurs singing karaoke at bars... but i dont like baseball cards...

EX2:
mayor adam west- dammit swanson i want them found!

joe- mayor wer looking everywhere for the griffins

mayor adam west- not them u moron. the rest of my lite-brite pieces. my names not adam we. or is it? what number did u call? dont call here again. i guess i showed him... no one messes with adam we....

EX3:
(chris falls on wests flowers)

mayor adam west- my tulips! u dick...

EX4:
mayor adam west- i spent the towns money on a gold plated statue of... digem, the sugar smacks frog...

mayor adam west by fdbvbdsf October 6, 2009

Bryan Adam Liam 

Bryan Adam Liam is one of the kindest and most compassionate souls there are, he goes above and beyond for people without being asked to. He is a hardworking and committed individual and is destined for greatness; he is also admired by many and a good friend to all. His unique charisma attracts people and is loved by everyone. His never-ending determination and valor will be a key factor in his success in life. He is crazy and wild and knows how to have a good time. He might be told otherwise but he is beautiful and any girl would be lucky to have him, he has such a big heart and a kind soul. He is someone that you know you can depend on and count on him to make you feel better. He is a friend for life and his presence will leave a positive impact in your life. He is one of the greatest friends you will ever have. He sparks joy and laughter and is someone who you can create many happy and amazing memories with, memories that will last a lifetime. He has the ability to make you wonder how you were so blessed to find a person like him. He is someone who enters your life and makes it better unknowingly. If you do find an “Adam”, don't let him go; he deserves to be appreciated, cherished and loved.

Person 1: Bryan Adam Liam

Bryan Adam Liam by @theoneandlonelyqayyum December 14, 2019

Douglas Adam's Law 

The observation that whomever seeks a position of power is by that fact quite likely to be the least suited to be in that position of power.

Etymology: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, quote "Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."

User: hay admin can i plz be mod?!?

Admin: Douglas Adam's Law, bitch.

Douglas Adam's Law by Tibyon May 22, 2012