mike karabis

mike karabis is a 84kg pakistani man with hair in his ass but we all love him

Hey do u follow mike karabis ? hes famous
of course i do!

by inurkastra12 November 21, 2021

Mike Darden

Commonly referred to as “Mike mike” he’s extremely homosexual & weird, sassy and bitchy. He’s a part of kappa sugma. Because he sucks. Usually goes around the streets of Harlem sucking off homeless guys and jerking dogs penisis off..

Oh no here comes that weird kid we don’t like mike Darden

by Kappa Sugma November 26, 2018

mike mccoy

Punk, retarded, gay, idiot

He's a real Mike McCoy who can't read

by Gruntusa December 31, 2019

Mike Azulay

Commonly mistaken for Luke Combs. He uses guns as currency and you can typically find him with a hammer and flannel no matter the setting or season. Famous for climbing Hellbrook Trail and being the first man to be diagnosed with Squiggly Diggly

Jessica: OMG IS THAT LUKE COMBS????

Larry: No, that’s just Mike Azulay. You can tell by the Squiggly Diggly

by Lukecombslover July 14, 2022

Michigan Mike

A sexual act wherein you place a woman into an ice fishing hole and hit it from behind while she stares down a lake trout

Similar to popular videos involving step-mothers being stuck in the dryer, however with the added risk of hypothermia

You should've seen the girl Larry picked up the other day, he took out to the lake and gave her the Michigan Mike

by MichiganMike January 05, 2025

Midlife Mike

an older man who pretends to be younger than he is to pick up young women

I was at a restaurant when some Midlife Mike tried to get my number, like I know you aren't 19.

by glorifiedglamour April 14, 2016

Mike Heat

A british "wannabe champion" wrestler from Skipton UK. Signature moves include "Heat Slam" and "The Pitstop".
Has never defeated Damo Hellfire or won the YWF Championship title.

"it's mike heat!! the wannabe champion!"

"you what!!!!...eugggghhh"

by Brok Stone February 16, 2009