drunk

When you drink alcohol to the extent that your mental and physical capabilities are impaired. You might experience drowsiness, lack of coordination, vision problems, and more.

Note: you can't give real consent when you are drunk or high.

Person A: Dude, did you hook up with me last night?
Person B: No way, you were drunk as hell. I wouldn't do that.
Person A: Oh, okay, thanks.

by pitayaturtle October 7, 2023

Holy fuckin Drunk

A total and divine state of utter inebriation,usually obtained after an entire year of alcoholism

"jesus christ,that trip to lake powell really started off my year of heavenly drunkeness....Holy fuckin Drunk!

by Alkie_preist89 November 4, 2011

drunk off oxygen

A poor substitute for "high on life"

He doesn't need drugs, he's drunk off oxygen.

by Gok Is Wrong October 4, 2016

Oliver drunk

When you’re so drunk you take a nap on the sidewalk and fall on your face

Dude, I was so Oliver drunk last night I was dancing la cucaracha at a Irish pub.

by Oliver drunk June 29, 2019

Sneaky drunk

The boys are badgering you to go out and drink but you’re tired or just don’t feel like going out. So you finally decide you’ll go and just have maybe one or two drinks and leave at 11... then you find yourself at 4 am 30 beers deep trying to rally the troops for another game of flip cup.

I had the self control to only bring 2 beers... until chad got me sneaky drunk pouring shots and sending beers my way all night insisting me to keep drinking his dad’s booze

by Schwhitey November 26, 2020

kombucha drunk

Dizziness that occurs as a result of excessive and/or rapid kombucha consumption

Dude, I got so kombucha drunk on the weekend.

by izeze April 16, 2019

drunk sciencing

When a drunk person attempts to do science.

I was drunk sciencing last night and things did not turn out well!

by stickyndrunk November 30, 2015