Fuck Friends February

Fuck Friends February is a time for all friends with benefit. If you have a girlfriend forget it because on February that her friend with 6 packs dey give her caterpillar style. You are free to do anything with anyone on February, me personally I’ll go meet my pastor’s wife.

John: Baby what are your plans for today
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun

by Bello Profugho November 7, 2020

National fuck your crush day

February 26th is this wonderful holiday

Hey can we fuck?
Uhh why?
Because it’s National fuck your crush day
Wooow that was smooth... sure

by Definitionwriter.org February 26, 2021

Fuck Me

Fuck Me is when a person wants to fuck the other person.

Why The fuck are you reading this. Go get a life for god sake loner

Fuck Me Ronny

by hotboyjohnny( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) June 27, 2021

National fuck your best friend day

September 22nd is now national fuck your best friend day You can go up to a friend and ask do they wanna fuck or something

National fuck your best friend day means you are able to fuck your bestie for the whole day of september 22 aka a whole 24hrs

by mha characters are hot September 15, 2021

Fucking with 12

Fuck with 12 is when u go snitching for the feds.

Libaan be fucking with 12

by LiL winner November 21, 2019

mosey fucked

Blocked by someone that is in front of you taking their time without deference to your urgency.

"I got mosey fucked by some idiot at the checkout stand and missed the first 10 minutes of the game."

by pdxblazer May 23, 2014

fuck simple

long distance relationship that you make amazing even with the lack of touch, you are soul mates, when you do become on one its FUCK SIMPLE!!

greg let's on amazing life away from each other and when we are together fuck simple :)

mary

by jupiterMary January 17, 2023