When your ex midget brakes up with his girlfriend and you ask to be their sex partner whilst with being another man.
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When you’re with a hot woman, and you insert a can of ready whip into her touchhole, and pull the trigger, fill with cream and void, and pop it out. Have her fart the whip cream on your face, and you scream “WELL HELLOOOOO!” In your best Mrs. Doubtfire.
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When you take a black dildo and super glue it to a wall so you can ride it when you get home from work
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