Awkward Christmas Tree

That one christmas tree that just has something off. It would be perfect to cut down and bring home if it werent for the fact that one side is disproportional, its bent at the bottom, smells weird, etc. Also applicable to people.

This tree is perfect!

It leans to the left.
Oh its an Awkward Christmas tree

by J_tits November 11, 2011

tree stopping

to sudenly be stoped in your travels by a tree

I seen Bob the other day skiing, he was tree stopping all the way down

by Al Dailly August 3, 2007

a literal pine tree

exactly what i typed. also a perfect friend. I love you :)

Person A: wow that’s a literal pine tree

Person B: they make me happy

by Giant Rat December 31, 2019

treeing

When someone is having sex in a tree, and the tree falls over.

The tree fell down, and they were missing for an hour? Guess they were treeing...

by theelvez December 23, 2019

Herobrine Tree

A Minecraft slang term used to describe a tree that has had all of its leaves removed, but the trunk of the tree is left standing. A forest of these, often happening in a very short period of time, is often a sign that Herobrine is in your world according to old Minecraft legends.

Okay who left the Herobrine tree outside my base

by A.U.S March 28, 2025

Tree Simulator

An apparentlty very relaxing game that as you keep playing becomes increasingly more stressful

"That game is just a tree simulator"

by ilovefactorials March 16, 2024

tree shagger

someone that shag's on a tree.

someone that has sex on a tree is called a tree shagger

by Terry1999 October 4, 2015