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Bloody Biscuit

Biscuit is of course slang for a woman's naughty bits. And a Bloody Biscuit of course is when the woman is menstruating (!AKA on her period, her visitor, Aunt Flo, Riding the cotton pony, etc. )
Yeah, Mary's bloody biscuit meant I only got as blowjob. 🤷 ♂️
by SharksFanLG March 14, 2022
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biscuit lipper

Person with big lips. Especially of African heritage. Nigger. Black person.
That biscuit lipper really wanted to steal that watermelon but we were watching him to closely.
by Wireman of Gig Harbor August 5, 2021
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Biscuit

Not to be mistaken for its superior, the crossiant, a flakey dessert. It also does fAN FREAKIN TASTIC WITH TEA LIKE OMG IT IS ALSO RLLY GOOD WITH BUTTER LIKE IT GETS ALL MELTY LIKE MMMMMMM YAAAAAAA IMMA EAT THESE BISCUITS DOWN THE HATCH
Tim: Oh why n’yello there Jimmithy, would you like a spot of tea with a biscuit
Jimmithy: Oh why indeed, a biscuit would be most enjoyable smeared with butter while it is still warm. Cheers!
Tim and Jimmithy: (Click their fancy lil’ teacups together)
by Sneaky Cheese March 14, 2018
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Phrase/Saying that can be taken multiple ways.

You or someone you know has done something well or done something badly.
Also another way of saying ‘it is what it is
John *makes a great sporting goal*
Sam : John has just thrown it in with the biscuits!

Jane : Today is going really slow- we should just throw it in with the biscuits
by ilivelifeevryday November 2, 2025
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Buttered Biscuit

1.) a way to describe someone’s fat rolls.

2.) someone with a high level freaky aura; otherwise known as being very sexy.
1.) “ Damn my back looks like a buttered biscuit! “
2.) “ Damn, your buttered up biscuit self has a high freaky aura! “
by ashytitties999 May 19, 2024
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Chili Biscuit

A slur or derogatory term for a homosexual man. Can be shortened to “chili
1) *gay men walk into a bank*
Bank Manager: look at these chili biscuits
by Mr. Cheek Clapper December 7, 2021
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Biscuiting

When two people are having sex they both put their ass cheeks (biscuits) together and put a dildo in both of their assholes while they force it in and out of eachothers asshole.
Jane and Diane were biscuiting so much they couldn't sit down for a week.
by Hhhhh12345678910 August 5, 2016
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