‘someone who will spike your drink, make you suck his dick and think you did it by choice’
‘prefers girls who are age ranges of 15 to being conceived’
‘prefers girls who are age ranges of 15 to being conceived’
by Sams a nonce123 May 02, 2019
Definitely the smelliest of the group. He likes to abuse his friends especially ones called willy. He has a sexy hair flick that leaves the ladies wanting more however he’s more into willies. He leaves everyone wanting more especially when not present and his absence breaks hearts. Also has a short temper ..
by Oleenathebum May 16, 2021
by Sexc man September 12, 2021
A hellish rotten stench which can only be produced by boys name sam.This scent tends to be pungent. Relatively close to his distant anscester the skunk as the skunk may look adorable! In evolution and dna which have become less approachable due to the horrendess sight of the boy Sam usually make good toilet cleaners they can not be affected due to high odour particles in there natural genetics
by Jimbob 19999999978 April 01, 2018
A young lady, whom traps a gentleman with a pregnancy. Throughout it she will deny it, except while drunk. Then claims she’s ready for more children and wants to start “trying.”
Hey Kristen, you see that doctor over there? I’m going to Sam O his ass!
It was at that moment she decided to poke holes in the condoms, and fully embraced her title of “Sam O.”
It was at that moment she decided to poke holes in the condoms, and fully embraced her title of “Sam O.”
by The doc is in February 29, 2020
He fucking loves history and trains (a little too much). He has a history of beating children and telling them get of his zip line. In West Virginia, he is also known as Grandpa Jones by many of the Boy Scouts who have been beaten. He also has a habit of calling ppl ‘Chief’ and hating everyone and everything. He’s somehow the saltiest 21 year old alive.
“Old Man Sam slapped me!”
“Guess who got written up for slapping a child at work?!... that’s right! You guessed it! Old man Sam!”
“Guess who got written up for slapping a child at work?!... that’s right! You guessed it! Old man Sam!”
by MJM2020 December 04, 2018
If your name is same your are just sped. But when you hold the cockmister last name you get 5 inches added to your dick. Also you instantly because a star at being absolutly fucking nothing. You are still a loser but you got and extra 5 inches to use on a fat ass that doesnt even like you. Good JOb. Overall same cockmister is a pretentious fat bitch and is just a horny gay ass mf.
by daddy cockmister February 03, 2022