Worry porn

Gratuitous news reporting typically in support of a particular political position that relentlessly demonizes an opposing point of view that provides pleasure to its already worry-prone adherents

Worry porn is what keeps CNN and MSNBC views glued to their sets

by MFJumbo January 8, 2022

Porn Scroll

While watching a video on the computer, you scroll ahead for the good parts. Just like in a porn movie scrolling to the desired part.

Jim and I were watching MI3 and I was enjoying the entire movie, but he kept porn scrolling ahead to all the explosions.

by bodaggin January 11, 2012

Headline Porn

A term used when someone is jaded or jealous of the person of topic.

The politician was annoyed at the other candidate's higher media ratings, he called it headline porn.

Usually said by someone not getting enough head 'time' , clearly..

by Charm Duster October 2, 2016

Metal Porn

The portrayal of lewd acts performed by 1 or more robots. The term is often used to describe large amounts of metal on metal action.

Joe: " I went to watch Transformers 3d over the weekend, it was such a shit movie"

Bob "Weren't you turned on by the all the metal porn in the movie"

Joe "Gross dude, WTF!"

by Cesc4 July 21, 2011

porn-norm

A term used to critique behavioral traits and/or a body type commonly seen in studio-based pornography. The criticism is often based on the person's color, ethnicity, and/or the way a fetish is witnessed being practiced in a real life moment compared to how it is displayed in porn.

A buffed bald black man having aggressive sex with a non-black person is a porn-norm many black men are expected to display in real-life interracial sexual encounters.

by LeNair Xavier February 20, 2018

Hitbox Porn

When you’re playing a Dark Souls game and you dodge an attack by the skin of your teeth.

I watched a Speedrun of Dark Souls 3 and the person taunted infront of a boss. Classic Hitbox Porn.

by Rumare April 20, 2018

Porn Browser

The state of the art in concealing evidence of the myriad of pornographic content viewed on a computer. For some, porn browsers became obsolete with the addition of private or "incognito" modes to all the major browsers. However, these private browsing modes proved to be double-edged swords - wiping browsing history and thus increasing the amount of time spent moby dicking. To make up for this deficiency, porn consumers simply choose from a wide selection of second-tier modern browsers like Opera to browse for porn and other possibly embarrassing material while keeping their history/bookmarks intact. This strategy has almost completely eliminated the need for the age-old new folder or untitled folder.

Okay, with all the shortcuts to Chrome everywhere no one should ever try looking for my porn browser. Genius!

by goyo July 2, 2016