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Hoosier's dad

The inevitable. The anthropomorphic embodyment of really bad furry dad jokes.
Hoosier's dad should never have happened
by Hoosier's dad December 28, 2016
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Your dad

Inexistent, gone, invisible, vacant, departed, MERELY THEORETICAL. Your father left before you were even conceived, he has no official record, legal, criminal, etc. No one has seen him at any point in time, those who have were erased off the face of the universe as soon as they laid eyes on this ghostly, hypothetical figure. If you know these people who have seen him you will forget about their existence. He isn't coming back.
Person 1: Hey is that your dad?
You: What? Where?
Person 1: (no response because they have evaporated)
You: Wait I don't have a dad or any friends.
by CumSockJoinedTheChat September 7, 2022
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When someone says something completely random that doesn’t make sense. When someone says something random, say “Last year at the pool with dad?” Put a question mark at the end.
“I passed my geometry test with a 94.”
“Oh. Reminds me of when I got my pet hamster.”

Last year at the pool with dad?”
Last year, at the pool with dad is just for comedic effect
by Miles Edgeworth76 January 3, 2024
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Dad Save

An improvised maneuver carried out to prevent a person or object from harm. Most often done for small children.

Maneuver is not exclusively for dads. Can also be done by other older family members or family friends.
“I would be retarded today, if my dad hadn’t done that epic dad save near the balcony of the old apartment.”
by Troll face McGee May 9, 2021
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Stacy's dad

Cucked by a teenager who's into his wife
I feel really bad for Stacy's dad
by *intense rock and roll* December 7, 2021
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monkey dad

The kind of dad that has his family and responibilitys on one hand but on the other he is kind of a slick person, who would collect "loose change" and flirt with your 12 y/o girlfriend.
But all in all he's a cool guy with a laidback attitude, like your cool uncle but he's your dad
wow your dad is such a monkey dad
by Niyuo August 15, 2017
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Divorced dad

It fucking means that you're dressed like a divorced dad, you're probably gay btw
Guy 1: you look like a divorced dad

Guy 2: what's that supposed to mean asshole

Guy 1: ur gay

Guy 2: *makes out with guy 1*
by Jesus.is.your.mother June 29, 2021
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