A slang term for the penis originating from an asian tale ,which dates back to a time of dragons, and samurais which would run around chopping peoples heads off for no reason. The penis is given this name beacuase it is as if it has an eye but closed, or even blinded like the old man in the ancient asian tale....a tale about a blind old asian man....named bob..........
"Her gaping vagina was no match for old blind bob"
"He may be blind but, even the blind are able to do great things....if u catch my drift.....the drift about us engaging in some A-time"
"He may be blind but, even the blind are able to do great things....if u catch my drift.....the drift about us engaging in some A-time"
by mofuka January 07, 2005
oh My GAD!
there just so..so...so BEAUTIFUL!
OH MY GAD LIKE!
so hAt.....
such beasts!
Smell o' fish off your breath when your finished with em ladies......
there just so..so...so BEAUTIFUL!
OH MY GAD LIKE!
so hAt.....
such beasts!
Smell o' fish off your breath when your finished with em ladies......
by Collarsup.net November 23, 2003
A giant homo with a bad case of crabs. Smokes a shit ton of crack. Has an ugly skanky girlfriend who sucks a lot of penises for drug money. And is actually Not so Awesome after all.
by DeGee June 05, 2018
A burned-out hack of a two-bit actor who smokes both weed and the pole constantly while espousing irrelevant answers during interviews about how small his wang is.
Man, I saw Billy Bob Thornton on that interview last night, and once again, he proceeded to Billy Bob Thornton all over the stage with lots of Billy Bob Thornton answers. What a douche
"I have no penis!" - Bily sic Bob Thornton
"If you wouldn't say it to Tom Petty, you shouldn't say it to me, BILLY BOB THORNTIN sic." - Billy Boob sic Thornton
"I have no penis!" - Bily sic Bob Thornton
"If you wouldn't say it to Tom Petty, you shouldn't say it to me, BILLY BOB THORNTIN sic." - Billy Boob sic Thornton
by Shiggity & Trionna April 23, 2009
A kid who after the first time he tries pot buys a bunch of bob marley shirts and listens to bob marley music and acts like weed is his life.
Me: "Hey whats up"
BMK: "Jah mahn tis what be good in jamaca"
Me: "STOP DOING THAT! YOU ONLY DID IT ONCE YOU ARE TOTALLY BEING THE BOB MARLEY KID"
BMK: "Jah mahn tis what be good in jamaca"
Me: "STOP DOING THAT! YOU ONLY DID IT ONCE YOU ARE TOTALLY BEING THE BOB MARLEY KID"
by Fluffxoxoxoxx August 20, 2008
When a man, after engaging in anal destruction, proceeds to "paints" a mustache on the face of his sexual partner.
by Sugarbombs July 30, 2006
The act of a man pooping during a house party. A girl needs to then enter the bathroom with no choice but to puke between the guys legs while he poops. To seal the deal, the guy must request a blumpkin before she leaves the bathroom as a bribe for he will not tell anyone of what just happened.
Dave: What are you doing in here?
Alex: I need to throwup
Dave: Just puke between my legs
Alex: I don't want to, you'll tell everyone but I really need to puke.
Dave: If you give me a Bobbing for Brownies Blumpkin, I won't tell anyone
Alex: Deal!
Alex: I need to throwup
Dave: Just puke between my legs
Alex: I don't want to, you'll tell everyone but I really need to puke.
Dave: If you give me a Bobbing for Brownies Blumpkin, I won't tell anyone
Alex: Deal!
by Skeet Cannon September 19, 2009