Waffle Socks

Phrase used to describe someone or something that is crazy, illogical, or nonsensical.

You see that car crash on the news? Complete waffle socks the way people driving out there.

Grandma's dementia has gotten real bad. She's gone full waffle socks.

by chicken.daddy March 24, 2025

Meat Sock

Uncircumcised penis used to keep meats warm when grilling

Matt asks Adam to borrow his meat sock for his beer brat so he can eat it after their hike.

by RahhB June 30, 2017

poop in a sock

To take ur butt and poop

But it's in a sock

Pooping n a sock means that u poop in a sock

by meatstickonabone June 10, 2021

crocs and socks

being extra careful, covering your bases.

I already posted an apology video, but I need crocs and socks or I'll get canceled. I'll tweet a notes app screenshot too.

by casamlf September 21, 2022

slippy sock house

Where you go when you try to get an abortion of yourself...

Ryn:"i tried breathing under water yesterday, and now im in the slippy sock house."

by Zawasbaby December 3, 2021

Cock sock

Anything you put your cock in to keep it warm.

Her asshole made an excellent cock sock to keep me Willy warm.

by Paul Merr August 19, 2018

religious socks

hole-y socks

i use my religious socks as dust cloths

by anonymous July 9, 2025