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Sexy Son Hypothesis

AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHERE CRITICAL FAT COCK THEORY COMES IT TO PLAY!

Hym "THERE IT IS! 'Sexy Son Hypothesis' or 'Critical fat cock theory Jr.' as they call it in academia, is the theory that women select to have attractive sons. And it sounds like it's derivative and it's bullshit because I should be getting some credit for some of this. You got a guy on YouTube who openly admitted to gang rape in explicitly terms. You got dudes trading social capital as a means for prostitution. I can't get any credit for anything I'm seeing shorts right now. How am I not the lesser of many evens here? My fundamental interactions are a VISIBLE FALSEHOOD OF SOMEONE ELSE'S CREATION and SOMEHOW... THAT! ISN'T ACTUALLY MY PROBLEM! THAT... has NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING and is somehow a FIXED FACET OF REALITY and cannot be altered in any way. THAT! Doesn't need to be addressed in any way shape or form! The quality of my entire existence is contingent entirely on whether or not a fat-shit who's better off than me needs a break.
HERE I SIT! Wondering why? As everyone else wonders why? Why is the suicide going up? Why do epidemics abound? COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE THAT COULD IT? Nope. It's clearly that's just how things are. And it isn't incumbent on anyone to change their behavior... Except for the person... Who has the problem... With the way that things can't not be... Because it would require someone other... Than the person with the problem... To change their behavior... EVEN IF the problem... Is the people... Who aught not have to change their behavior... because people don't have to change their behavior... And so long as their behavior... Only affects your outcome... RATHER THAN THEIRS... They are justified... In that behavior... Because the are receiving... The outcome that is desirable... Regardless of the circumstances... That is how society is structured... And that isn't the problem... Sure. People believe is Bigfoot so in that context it really isn't that much of a stretch. That's what I think about your Sexy Son Hypothesis."
by Hym Iam August 28, 2023
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Ethnic Sexy

When someone embraces their ethnicity and looks attractive doing it
1. ‘Wow she looks so good with that bold red lip, she’s so ethnic sexy’
2. ‘She looks so ethnic sexy. I overlooked her’
by Ethnic zayna May 31, 2024
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Warra Sexy

Warra sexy bape di hoodie 2.0, more commonly known as warra sexy is a group of people in gurgaon. They run meme pages, make gay music and make fun of the rest of the people in city. Notable members include Lil man, Gtown Clown, GurgaonRap Parkaas, Yung CB, Rudra girotra, Albumane shaurya19, Parth IIT, Ethan finger aaron, Advaith pandalai, medhansh SOOD, Ovosurya, Vir MaLICK, Sumer BANNED ganguly, Raghav muscular toddler, Luthra child kidnapper, Sorya 1616, Aksh4nsh, Pratyush JP, Shaurya bobey, aarav bedi
Bih I'm in warra sexy. Ask your dad he prolly knows who I am
by iservethebase July 11, 2024
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sexy snap sunday

Typically the first Sunday of each month is defined as sexy snap Sunday. On this magical day one takes and sends sexy snaps of both implied or full nudes .
It sure would be nice to have a little pick me up, I’m so glad it’s sexy snap Sunday “
by Rules are rules July 2, 2023
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Sexy

Zay is sexy
by Nipip June 11, 2024
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sexy son

A very attractive man, in particular, one whose physical traits indicate a high biological fitness.

(From R. A. Fisher's sexy son hypothesis.)
You should come to the party tonight, I heard there'll be a lot of sexy sons there.

Damn, you are the sexiest son I have ever laid my eyes on.
by ASexySon June 4, 2022
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Sexy

Someone who is just super hot, cute, amazing, beautiful, handsome you name it such as my best friend you would be hot out of your mind if you saw her.
Damn girl you kinda sexy
by HotKinkyTamale October 7, 2020
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