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90’s wankers

Individuals commonly derived from British millennial lad culture who profusely strive to be considered ‘alternative indie’ without being stylistically artistic and diverse. These ‘edgy’ people are obsessed with the 90s, yet ironically were born from 1998 onwards.

They predominantly listen to 90s alternative and garage music, eg. The Stone Roses, The Smiths, Oasis, The Streets. They also actively listen to acid house and are interested in the 90s drug culture. They often express that they don’t like modern alternative and ‘old music is better’. They most prevalently dress like Liam Gallagher and one would often catch them wearing band tops from gigs they’ve attended.

Mostly male, but a few who come from the female equivalent of lad culture (wears heavy makeup, went to Malaga on holiday with their friends).

90s wankers have a bland, hedonistic perspective of life, and consider it ‘cool’ to be emotionally depressed or unfulfilled.
Their favourite city is Manchester- the source of most ‘good’ alternative music and culture.

Recent artists they appreciate: Declan Mckenna, The Magic Gang, Black Honey, Sundara Karma. They tend to dislike hazy, atmospheric pop music as it’s too positive and calm; ‘sad music is the best music.’
They tend to get irrationally offended if you remotely disagree with their music taste as they’re ignorant and don’t understand the subjective nature of music.
There was an abundance of 90’s wankers at the Liam Gallagher gig in Manchester.
by koolcatno9 May 24, 2018
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80’s ponder

A method of thoroughly contemplating a concept without the assistance of digital references.
I wonder if corn on the cob is considered a fruit or vegetable. Guess I’ll have to 80’s ponder it.
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It´s everyday bro

A cancerous youtube song that Jake Paul and his workers/slaves (team 10) did.
Mom: Come down, Lunch is served!
Son: Mom don´t disturbe me I am getting cancer.
"Watching "It´s every day bro = cancer".
So for those who did not read what it says above It´s everyday bro is the same thing as cancer.
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high-r-s

A metaphor for I-R-S except all the money is used to get high and every penny you get is spent on weed because you desperate
Dude I've been giving all my money to the high-r-s I'm broke
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80's montage

Best motivation songs or videos. Period. By the time you finish listening to one, you're ready for anything, not matter what :)
Rocky was your average joe, til he went through a 80's montage. Now he's the real tiger.
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home of the sexual(s)

Alternate way of saying "homosexual." It means you are homosexual and you should go to the place where they all reside.
You belong in the home of the sexual(s).
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