Tuna that eats pizza

legend says that the only cure to a melting heart is a kiss from a tuna that eats pizza but that’s just hearsay, so maybe it’s not true .

Girl: my heart is melting !!!
Boy: just kiss a tuna that eats pizza that had eaten pizza so that it can stop the melting.

by Nova760 October 8, 2018

Pesto Pizza lovers

Big Black Monkeys

One big black monkey said "I want Pesto Pizza lovers" monkey 2 said fuck off black guy

by Bigger Black Monkey March 31, 2025

pizza tech

Working in entry-level IT positions, and my income only allows me to occasionally treat myself to a pizza.

I go to George for all my IT needs, he is my go to pizza tech

by directorofrighteousness May 10, 2023

I'll order a pizza and pay for it

What you tell a girl that doesn't like you. But you can't take a hint so you offer a pizza.

Boy:"Hey do you want to hang out Thursday? I'll order a pizza and pay for it!"

Girl: ummmmm sorry I have other plans...

by Riley212 July 11, 2016

Fused Pizza Rule

If A 2 slices of pizza are not properly cut, it counts as 1 slice

This is a violation of the Fused Pizza Rule, jim. you cut that slice in half

by Chili Bobsleds. February 23, 2021

Mexican Pizza

The art of farting into someone’s hood of their sweatshirt and then wrapping around their face and head

Eli: what happened with Paige and Adam the other night?

Dalton: you didn’t hear? After Adam was done licking Paige’s sack they got dressed and as Paige wanted food, she had only have 6 meals that day.. Paige was craving Taco Bell so Adam suggested that she put on a hooded sweatshirt since it was cold outside. After she changed he proceeded to fart in her hood and strangle her with it. Adam “ we have Taco Bell at home, here’s your Mexican pizza”

by anonymous July 6, 2025

Skinny Pizza

An oxymoron referring to a food establishment in Roslyn which serves vegan gluten-free non-GMO cauliflower things to young hipsters, yuppies, and homosexuals and calls it pizza so they can say they ate pizza.

"I just had 2 cauliflower slices from Skinny Pizza."
"Congratulations. Did it come with a side of gender reassignment surgery?"

by OzieIslip December 16, 2021