Playing your mom’s piano

Vaginal intercourse with someone’s mother.

“Hey Leo, I’m playing your mom’s piano right now!” “Fuck you Oliver!”

by anonymous April 20, 2022

Lil Boi Play

A “Lil boi Play” is a play you make, that is so small, you are pretty much getting carried

Alex: “Hey bro I be making them big BOI plays out here, what about you?”
Evan and Caleb: “We make Lil Boi Plays”

by therealalex.crank July 8, 2018

i don't play for that team

see i don't swing that way

sorry buddy, I don't play for that team.

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie March 10, 2003

well played my friend

a statement of extreme agreement/praise for a particular activity that one of your friends has engaged in. can also be used sarcastically to point out a flaw in logic or action (example. when something is not well played, but you say it was in a sarcastic tone).

dude 1: did you get that girls number last night?
dude 2: not only did i get her number, i boned her and didn't call her.
dude 1: well played my friend!

sarcasm-
dude 1: i tried to, but was unsuccessful in my mission to impregnate the homecoming queen.
dude 2: well played my friend.
dude 1: stfu you couldn't have nailed her either.

by JakeinSD January 21, 2008

chill and play some gamecube

Slang phrase often used as a pickup line for homosexual male date rape, often among the college bro scene.

Hey bro, wanna chill and play some gamecube? I like Jack Johnson. Do you want to talk about it?

by E. Merrill May 7, 2008

play the one string banjo

To use the midddle finger to strum the clit hood

I could sure stand to play the one string banjo tonight

by dirtymindforyou February 25, 2006

Working at the Play Doh Factory

taking a dump, making poo, going #2

Where did you disappear to?
Oh, I've been working at the play doh factory.

by Crevice June 13, 2008