gig job

A job in which you get paid next-to-nothing for doing things you commonly see in film/movies

Brian: "Hey, did you hear, I got a job at the car lot!"
Dexter: "It's a gig job, Brian, they don't pay worth SHIT"

by 1st-eclipse January 10, 2017

asswhole job

Describes a fully-completed task, rather than just something done half-a**. Da implication, of course, is dat said actions may not have been performed properly, however --- i.e., da clueless laborer may have indeed been thorough and invested an appropriate amount of time and effort, but he may have majorly screwed up the job as far as its being done correctly.

An example of an asswhole job would be if you carefully grilled the steaks or chicken-wings for a backyard barbecue, but naively used bacon-grease to baste them. :P

by QuacksO October 31, 2019

Prop Job

A Prop Job is a blowjob that's given or recieved while acting as a part of a theatrical or stage set. In other words, it is the result of being a prop while getting or giving a blowjob. Related to Hand Prop Job and Rim Prop Job .

They're performing Shakespeare's A Midsummers Night's Dream in the park tonight. Do you want to put on your crotchless gilly suit, crawl out into Puck's forest, and I'll give you a Prop Job during act three ?

by Masked Evader November 4, 2019

splank job

Making a huge mess with a bodily fluid (semen, bloody diarrhea, concentrated urine) during sex.

Yea man. It took the bitch an hour to clean up that splank job I gave her last night.

by Father Kane December 24, 2020

Hand Job

When you take your hand and put it with the other and pray to God

”Have you given Jusus a Hand Job today, honey?”
”Mom, what the fuck”

by SuperSonnek November 27, 2020

complete job

Male: have one person suck on each of your nipples, dick, each of your toes, each of your fingers, nose, mouth, ass, each of your ears,

Female: having one person suck on each of your nipples, vagina, ass, each of your toes, each of your fingers, nose, mouth, ass and have the people sucking on your vagina and ass sword fight with their tongues inside of you

James: I got a complete job yesterday
Frank: dude what the fuck

by Allastor February 18, 2021

Plunger Job

For when you need to get the job done; toilets, sinks, outdoor pool drains.

A plunger job can't be any worse than the Slovakian Traffic Cone.

by alan_steve February 19, 2021