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Internet

How the fuck do you not know what the internet is. How are you so fucking stupid.
James: My aunt doesn't know what the internet is.
Kevin: Is she fucking retarded?
by CheekClapper6934 December 1, 2018
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Internet

A place where anyone can state when the world is going to end, where the automatic images are of trump and Hilary, and where people express opinions they are uncomfortable with in real life because it would cause a malstrom of hate an yelling and anger that can only be enjoyed through a screen where no one has the ability to punch you.
Person 1: I've heard from the internet that the world is ending tomorrow... :)

Person 2: I thought that the world ended last week?
by Duh_psycho May 28, 2018
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Internet

Person 1; Hey what do you do for a living?
Person 2; The internet.
by door man who eats doors April 15, 2021
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Internet Biology

The application of natural sciences on the internet. It includes many branches
1. Internet Taxonomy
2. Internet Ecology
3. Internet sociology
4. etc.
Dude, if Internet Biology was a class, I would ace it. I know so much shit about 4chan's climate and species.
by Bias - P11 March 25, 2011
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Internet Stain

An annoying, eyesoar of a post that literally pertains to absolutely no one and serves no purpose.
Did you see Hannah’s facebook post? What an internet stain! No one cares about her kid’s 4th grade graduation. That bitch.
by Resolve Internet Stains April 19, 2018
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Internet Death Sentence

Being in a discord call with my glorious 9 inch king packgod
"Oh dude I heard you were in a call with packgod, how was your internet death sentence."
"He cracked me then buffed my weasel..."
by Partyinaelevator March 23, 2025
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internet pants

pants that exist only in cyberspace.
Person 1: so I was having cybersex last night with hotchick69

Person 2: are you telling me you're so out of it that it means something to you that you got down hotchick69's internet pants? You know that online isn't real right?
by ConcepcionImmaculada September 22, 2010
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