Herp 'n' shmerp

1. An ambiguous identifier used as a variable, akin to mathematics, in which any word can be inserted provided it keeps grammatical commandment. Typically the user has a specific word in mind that was purposely omitted.

see thingy, thing.

2. Used as a filler word akin to "like", "um", et cetera.

other spellings: herpnshmerp, herp-n-shmerp.

1. "Pass the herpinshermp, please?"

2. "Could you pass the herp 'n' shmerp ketchup, please?"

by lordcheesness May 28, 2013

Blow n Glow

A blow n Glow is when a man blasts his love potion all over a dames face. Then simultaneously flips on a UV Black light to illuminate her polluted facial epidermis thus creating a luminous masterpiece.

There are black light parties but nothing beats a Blow n Glow, if ya know, ya know!

by 1020oct August 2, 2021

Loop n Bate

The act of looping a set of short (usually 30 second preview) pornographic clips on ones computer, followed by masturbating, to give the effect of watching a full length pron film.

Antonio: "Hey have you seen that new Pirates movie? Its supposed to be the most expensive porn film ever!"

Fredrico: "Nah fool, I just loop n bate with my favorite clips"

by jack_daniels_123 July 23, 2010

Hide N Cum

A SEX GAME PLAYED BY ADULTS. THE FEMALE HIDES AS THE MALE SEEKS TO EXPLOAD IN HER SUGAR WALLS REKTING HER PUSSY

"WANNA PLAY HIDE N CUM"

MALE: "READY OR NOT HERE I CUM"

by _DUDE-AWESOME May 17, 2017

Flirt 'n Squirt

When one bro flirts with another bro which inevitably leads to furious circle jerking. Concluding in one bro cumming onto the other bro.

Guy 1:"Dude you look hella swole today."
Guy 2:"Thanks bro, I was flexin dem gluts in da mirror at the gym"
*Guy 1 risks a peek at dem gluts and inevitably gets a rager*
*Guy 2 notices the rager and tentatively reaches for it.*
*Guy 1 gulps loudly from nervousness and grips both of their balls tearaway pants off.*
*Guy 2 looks adoringly into Guy 1's eyes and says "We finally doin dis bro?"

Guy 1: "Sometimes it be like dis doe."
*In unison they say* "Let the flirt 'n squirt commence
-Written by Skull

by CaputoAlonzo May 1, 2014

Touch n bust

Is when crack cocaine is so soft and wet when you touch it ,it falls apart

Man I don’t want that damn touch n bust, I want that real hard!! ( in crack head voice)

by Jaydeegtmny July 27, 2021

Date n tell

When a partnered person has a sex date, i.e., a date specifically for sex, with another and then on return tells their partner the details of their sex.

Many Hot Wives prefer to date n tell than have hub watch.

by Soaul July 4, 2022