Michael Molkentin 

the sexiest man on the planet. Used to play in a band and secretly still wants to be a super star.
You are obliged to love him <3

Zamn zaddy, that Michael Molkentin guy is hawt

Michael Molkentin by Greg Heffley the real one March 7, 2022

Michael Benitez 

Sexy male that everyone loves 🥵

You know that hot mf Michael Benitez 🥵

Michael Benitez by THATHOTMF March 16, 2022

Michael's StepDad 

In the brewstew lore, he's known as Michael's stepdad. He's an abusive father, calling Michael FS (fake son) while calling his daughter RD

Michael's stepdad: Ah what the hell?! RD why do you keep saying that?! Fake son, get your ass over here.

Michael's stepdad: Did you teach Tabitha this dolphin dick?

Michael: Uhm no. I don't even know what that is

Michael's stepdad: where the hell did she hear it from?!

Michael: I don't know, we go to Kmart a lot, maybe she heard it here

Michael's stepdad: God damn it, FS! You're getting 10 across the ass!

From Brewstew - little sister

Michael's StepDad by AceForgor April 17, 2022

michael jordan jeans 

Loose, poorly fitting bad jeans often with questionable tears and or wear on them like Michael Jordan is often seen wearing.

A popular meme going around states: Men be whoring around in the best years of their life, then they come back years later with receding hairlines, erectile dysfunction and Michael Jordan jeans and expect women to take them back.

michael jordan jeans by Chas Higgs April 30, 2022

Michael McPhee

The sexiest man alive.

"I want to fuck Michael McPhee."

Michael McPhee by michaelmcfine May 7, 2022

michael needs to shut up 

michael shut up he is a nerd

michael needs to shut up because he is very annoying and just is not the vibe

michael needs to shut up by coolboy122131 June 8, 2022

Michael Jackson 

A person who wrote great songs but also faced alot of terrible allegations against him even to this day when he has been dead for over 10 years.

Even though Michael Jackson was talented did he do the crimes he was accused of??

Michael Jackson by KingPoker96 June 17, 2022