meat mom 

a mom whos obsessed with fattening her kids with meat

the meat mom made her little kid eat a cow

meat mom by peter cookie December 30, 2009

Meat Pop 

To Pinch the buttox in a manner that it makes a popping sound and feeling.

Also a reference to the male genitalia.

Man she pinched me so hard it was a meat pop.

Meat Pop by xmmorx66 June 1, 2010

Meat hooked

The act of using your penis so well so that the partner can think of nothing else.

She wouldn't stop calling me, I meat hooked her.

Meat hooked by NewportNick December 7, 2010

meat wagon 

The Caribbean word for a hearse.

I saw the meat wagon drive by, followed by police cars and motorcycles.... there must have been a funeral today.

meat wagon by Boopsie_boo October 21, 2013

meat blunt 

Filthy sounding slang for a single Slim Jim eaten by multiple people in sequence.

The way you two are passing that Slim Jim around makes it look like a meat blunt.

meat blunt by rurikloderr October 9, 2016

Meat Shield 

A fagboi that runs in front of another player to give them more of a chance to not die.

"That meat shield faggot."

Meat Shield by Goder555 August 10, 2016

Meat slide 

When you slide into the DM with a dick pic.

Hey man I heard you gave her the meat slide?
Yeah bro, but she never responded.

Meat slide by TKFB January 3, 2017