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Tich's Law for Living

When picking a partner, personality matters 50%, looks matter 40%, and social status 10%.
Yo, I know she thicc, but you gotta remember Tich's Law for Living!
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Das's Law of Ignorance

If you fall down the hill of ignorance, you will die on the rocks at the bottom.
Das's Law of Ignorance predicts how many politicians will die.
by Mindbladeskillyaks June 16, 2010
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Laws of the twelve tables

It reflects the social relations of the middle of the 5th century BC, when Roman society was enslaved. These laws regulate both legal and family issues without affecting the foundations of the state system. The laws were written on twelve bronze tables and submitted to the Forum
Lutatsia was at the peak of her beauty at the time, but did not follow the "Laws of the Twelve Tables."
by BegFvag December 5, 2021
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co-grandniece-in-law

Spouse's grandnephew's wife.
My co-grandniece-in-law is a good person.
by Gerald128 April 7, 2021
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co-aunt-in-law

Spouse's uncle's wife.
My co-aunt-in-law is a good person.
by Gerald128 April 6, 2021
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Murphy's Intersection Law

When there's a four-way stop sign intersection a quarter mile ahead of you with no cars in it, that suddenly has cars converging from all sides at the same as you, making it impossible to discern who's supposed to go, and making a hazardous situation.
I had a bad case of Murphy's Intersection Law driving home. No one knew who was supposed to go, and we all crashed into each other.
by Tbonerstalloner August 30, 2017
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The Van Schwack Law

When the explanation for why something is incorrect takes far longer to say then it does to say the incorrect thing. Like when someone like a guy named Van Schwack calls a false equivalency an apples to apples comparison and the explanation takes far longer than one sentence to explain a one sentence mistake.
Van Schwack,"that comparing apples to apples I don't see the false equivalency"

Intelligent people," oh boy that's going to take a while to explain. The Van Schwack Law told me this would happen. "
by Lark Druid February 6, 2022
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