jordan lockrow

Extremely hot guy

mix of Zayn Malik & Christopher McCrory

"Do you know Jordan Lockrow?"
"Oh, that hot dude!"

by George65551 February 22, 2016

Jordanism

A religion dedicated to partying, fucking hoes, and getting as high as possible.

Bob - I don't feel like I have time for Christianity... I'm too busy partying all day.

Jordan - Sounds like Jordanism is for you... our church is a nightclub anyways.

Bob - Sign me up!

by JordanGoneWild January 22, 2020

Jordanism

Making loose arrangements with friends and cancelling at the last second depending on what the boyfriends doing

Looks like your're pulling a Jordanism

by PrimalBeing December 21, 2018

jordan pevia

large foreheaded boy, with nigger hair

You got that Jordan Pevia head.

by bigtrumpet October 30, 2017

jordan gielink

Tokyo ghoul, undertale, anime feels

have you ever felt like Jordan gielink

by JinxedVoid January 11, 2016

Jordan flynn

A jordan flynn is the sexiest man alive which a huge cock

I need a jordan flynn says charlies mum

by 12345678charlie November 26, 2020

Jordan jatzke

Fat fucktard who is in need of a hike and bitches badly. Is commonly known to be unloved by his peers due to his strong oder and lack of brain cells.

Jordan jatzke is a lazy fat cunt

by Jamar1# March 08, 2023