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con jack

a person who is a liar and a cheat for the purpose of stealing, often homeless and under the influence of demorahl and crack. a person who is a fraud.
I'm always approched by hella con jacks trying to get a peice of mine, when I'm trying to get some peace of mind.
That con jack is always scaming to get in my wallet so he can go get drunk and high.That fool used to work at flower store and now he is trying to be a hardcore rapper, what a con jack !
by Aliatron November 20, 2006
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Happy Jack

Getting rid of all the tobacco in a cigarette, and replacing it with weed.
I don't have any J papers, wanna Happy Jack it?
by Smacked Man May 30, 2008
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Kangaroo Jack

A lot of magic mushrooms were eaten during the production of the movie.
by hmmmm August 22, 2003
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Jack Wad

The term Jack Wad is used to describe an uneducated, moronic, retard, with absolutaly no regard for any onther person. This term is mostly used to describe a law breaker or other low life drain on society.
O.J. Simpson is a huge Jack Wad and deserved life in prison.
by Bubbacop February 18, 2009
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Facebook Jack

Occurs when one poor soul leaves a Facebook account open on a public computer, or any computer for that matter, and gets statuses, pictures, sexual orientation, friends, groups, videos, applications, and all other aspects fucked completely up.

Generally used to teach valuable lessons about locking your shit up.
*Matt has been Facebook Jacked.

Molly: Matt, how drunk were you last night?
Matt: Not very, why?
Molly: You Facebook status says you "got fucked in the ass super hard without lube and you liked it."
Matt: Damnit! They Facebook Jacked me again!!
Molly: Maybe you should learn to lock your shit up.
by 69isthebestnumber April 14, 2009
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Jack Wright

Noun, Person:

The late TV side-kick of the legendary British comedian Benny Hill, Jack Wright was the constant recipient of what came to be Hill's signature "head pat" - a comic device for which Wright's conspicuously bald, wizened head undoubtedly made him uniquely well suited.
Entry number 541 in The Big Book of 1000 Things You Never Want to Hear on a First Date: "I know! You look just like that little guy on Benny Hill! What was his name... oh yeah, Jack Wright!"

Mark: "C'mon man, you've gotta go! I mean, we're a team, a classic duo!"
Dave: "...Right..."
Mark: "...like Cheech and Chong!"
Dave: "Uh huh."
Mark: "...like Sonny and Cher!"
Dave: "Uh..."
Mark: "...like Benny Hill and Jack Wright!"
Dave: "..."
Dave "Drink poison."
by Joshua B. Wright April 7, 2004
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Steady Jacking

Masturbating in an uninterupted manner, regardless of the situation.
Did you see Fred? That bastard was Steady Jacking on the front porch at Kim's party!
by Capt. Load Chucker February 29, 2008
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